comp-u-terd 

The professional computer assistant you call to help you with a computer problem who either treats you like shit because
they think they are God since they know more about computers than you or who is of absolutely no help at all because in fact they know absolutely nothing about computers and have just charged you to make your problem even worse.

I just got off the phone with that comp-u-terd who works for the company that sold me my computer. I paid $50 dollars in advance to get help removing a virus and now my hard drive won't boot.

comp-u-terd by poppilopo June 12, 2009

alligator terd 

Avocado off a avocado tree

Going to the store with your grandpa and asking for a avocado and him saying he don't know what that is, SO you ask for a alligator terd{knowing your about to get in trouble by grandma}And he says "O" one of those! Yes you can have one! while he's smiling the hole time! Thanks Grandpa!

alligator terd by JulieMay February 29, 2008

Fuck Terd 

Is the process when a so called idiot, takes ones fecies and tries to have intercourse with it. Which in most cases can just be used as a insult to describe a guy of complete ignorance.

That Dood over there is such a Fuck Terd.

Fuck Terd by Renu Berry October 23, 2009

Triumphant terd 

A crap that somone can be proud of.

That was most Defiantly a Triumphant terd.

Triumphant terd by Will chatwin February 20, 2009

Dickless Terd 

A) (noun) a person who knows no method of small talk or even normal conversation besides whining about problems that aren't really problems.

B) a person who makes friends but doesn't claim them.

C) someone who thinks not having a prom date is what "getting hurt" means.

D) Someone who explains why he agrees with you.

E) Someone who hates efficiency.

Will stop being a dickless terd or i'll rape you into a coma.

Dickless Terd by da boss of da bawss April 27, 2009

buoyant terd 

Not quite the size of a turd, similar in size to a terd.... A bouyant terd is feces that floats to the top of the water, usually because of high amounts of meat a diet.

There was a buoyant terd in the toilet at school.

buoyant terd by Gamefreakr October 13, 2015

Golden terd 

A terd one lays while "on-the-clock"

Hey, Bobbie watch the line while I go take a golden terd. Might be gone awhile.

Golden terd by Motrey January 26, 2019