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Survival of the fittest 

Used to describe Peter and Fran’s approach to Disney World.
Fran to Peter: Why did you scare the little boy at the front of queue so much that he shat himself.

Peter to Fran: So that his parents had to leave the queue with him, reducing our wait time from one hour thirty-six minutes to one hour thirty-four minutes. Survival of the fittest.

Fran to Peter: Bravo my Prince Charming. Now watch me beat to death that old woman spending too long with Mickey. Survival of the fittest
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survival horror 

A gaming genre where you guessed it.. you survive horror!

This is the most slay gaming genre and playing survival horror classics such as resident evil, silent hill, fatal frame & more are known to cause severe and irreversible yassifcation.
Person A: What’s your favourite survival horror game?

Person B: I love Rule of Rose!

Person A: Haunting Ground is better um chile
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Survival of the Retards 

A situation where you dump two of your best friends who are usually dumb as fuck and causing trouble in your life or the lives of your other friends in the middle of nowhere. In order for this to work, fake a road trip and invite your two dumbass friends with you alongside another friend. Once the four of you are together, drive out to an isolated area whether it be the woods or a desert. Park on the side of the road and order your two idiot friends out of the car. Once they exit throw a few chewy bars and four drinks to them so that they dont die out in the open. Proceed to say something along the lines of “Sayonara retards!”, then speed off, leaving your two friends stranded in the middle of nowhere with no way back to civilization unless a car happens to speed by and the two douchebags hitchhike. Leave the friends there for eight to ten hours. Once time is up, drive back to where you last left them. Be aware that they might have walked far enough so you have to call them or text them. If they don’t reply, that’s when you know you fucked up and they are missing (fortunately). If they do reply, tell them to meet up here or there and then pick them up. Once they get in the car and start bitching to you for abandoning them, make threats that you may actually carry out to get them to shut the fuck up. Then drive them to their homes. This technique works with a lot of people and has spared them of all the future issues those two losers will cause.
Noel and Steve left Drake and Ted out in the Sonoran Desert for the rest of the day. It was survival of the retards for those two unfortunates.

Survival the BLANK The Killer 

Survival the BLANK the killer is a style of roblox games where a player will insert a model from something from fiction, for example a creepypasta, cartoon character or original character, put the same script of a jeff the killer free model and a treehouse map on a greenlands, and then publish the games, these usually lack any effort, The first instance of these was in "Survival The Jeff The Killer", Which started the trend, however popular roblox youtuber Albert Flamingo Gave it a bigger boost in popularity by making Survival The Spongebob The Killer.
"I played Survival the BLANK the killer yesterday."

survivalcraft

One of the better Minecraft rivals, with different features, more mobs, etc
Idiot 1- Oh man, I'm soooo cool because I bought minecraft!

Idiot 2 - I hope you enjoy having wasted your money just to be hip, while I'm playing the superior survivalcraft. Tool.

survival craft

one of the better Minecraft rivals, while inspired by it, isn’t a blatant copy. It has different mobs, survival mechanics and electronic circuits based on real life.
Ignorant individual: survival craft is just another generic Minecraft knockoff!

Smart individual: actually, survival craft is a game in itself with different features and mechanics

survival potion

Colloquially abbreviated as "potion", this slang term refers to caffeinated coffee as the "potion" required to be able to stay up late doing college assignments and writing final paper.
As I pulled an all-nighter to finish my final paper, my survival potion was flowing—nothing like a strong cup of coffee to keep me awake and focused!