"Although her big splotchy moo cow blouse was a bit disconcerting, I experienced full turgidity as Governor Palin bent over to pick up her speech notes. Palin's saucy hausfrau ass just sort of sprung out at me from heavy polyester bondage- POW! And just as quickly, there it was- the ol' GILF complex.

GILF complex by Mo Dixley October 19, 2008

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Gilf hunter

Someone who hunts down (and sleeps with) attractive pensioners, usually for a fee that is arranged.

I am a gilfhunter
We are gilfhunters
This is my gilfhunter
These are my gilfhunter's shoes

Gilf hunter by Yes December 14, 2003

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Gilf Hunter

A Gilf Hunter is a carnivorous predator indigenous to filthy run down sports bars. The Gilf Hunter searches for his prey with a hawklike glare which puts a chill down your spine. The main staple of his diet are 50+ year old biker chicks with 4-6 teeth, horse hair, and a girth to rival the infamous BT Lee. His only natural enemies in the wild, are pseudo-intellectual red-headed fat ugly girls, who swear they are only virgins because they are waiting untill college is over so they can concentrate on school. The Paradox is, that although they must make excuses for their permanent virginity, they have already been violated savagly by the Gilf Hunter which fuels their eternal quest for the love and effection that he so wrongfully denied them. Another mystery which surrounds the ever-elusive Gilf Hunter is how he graduated from high school, took almost three years off, is in his 3 year of college and is still only 17 years old.

Gilf Hunter culls the herd by preying on the weak and the old.

Gilf Hunter by Man Chowder December 5, 2003

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