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cum cement 

When you wank off in a hot shower, and your man juice gets cooked into a viscous cement-like puddy.
Aw shit bro I cum cemented my happy trail again. It's gonna take a jackoffhammer to break it off.
cum cement by donkey punching bag September 3, 2016

100 Cement 

A phrase spin off of the popular, 100%. Usually used by hipsters and other people who are generally cooler than the rest of ordinary society. Indicative of a higher IQ and good sense of fun and urban living.
Is that Nicole girl good looking? 100 cement! No doubt about it.
100 Cement by Mav3r1ck July 8, 2014

Let the cement dry 

After receiving oral from another gay man, the blow-ee shoots spunk all over the blow-ers hair, then restrains him until the gel sets and hardens.
After Pie-Gallon (nicknme) polished my knob, I convinced him to Let the Cement Dry.

gent cement 

Gent cement is a synonym for semen. Commonly used in very vigorous and harsh circumstances, to express dominance over other parties.
I made her swallow all of my gent cement once I had finished.
gent cement by GentCement3 March 25, 2014

Mixing cement

Is when you’re so scared of getting raped in prison, that you don’t wipe your ass for 10 years, in hope that it will Scare off potential diddlers. But what happens to you, is you’re held down while Six guys Bukakake your well crusted ass. In preparation for Imminent destruction.
“Hey boy, you’re gonna pay for taking my waffle at breakfast. It’s time time for mixing cement”.
Mixing cement by Peanut mud butt November 2, 2020

mexican cement truck 

When a woman takes a steamy shit on am mans dick and is then then fucked by that dick.
Dude, your girlfriend took a huge mexican cement truck last night.