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busted can

A large woman wearing clothes so tight, that it resembles a can of biscuits that busted open. Typically, these women will be found in clubs and bars attempting to wear updated fashions; only the fashions are usually made for much smaller women.

One who's fat protrudes through their tight clothes.
Wow, her fat rolls are falling out; she's a busted can!
busted can by Lauro Chavez November 4, 2007
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Busted Biscuit Tube 

When a fat girl wears a belly shirt and her belly sticks out like the biscuit dough from one of store bought the biscuit tubes you bust open.
Bob: That fat girl should not be wearing that belly shirt.

Ed: Yeah, I call that a busted biscuit tube.
Busted Biscuit Tube by mulletia September 11, 2009

bastodon 

someone who is extremely acting like a "bastard" (as big as a mastodon). as the word implies.
"you are the biggest most ugliest bastodon to have put gravy on my underpants.."

"some guy just sucker punched a nerd walking in the streets.. what a bastodon.."
bastodon by allanoguis April 26, 2010

busted cupcake

A pussy that has been hit so many times that it looks like the top of a cupcake

that has been smashed
I dropped her panties and was about to perform cunilingus on her, that pussy looked like it been hit with a double bladed ax or a busted cupcake. Might have even looked like a black cat with a mouth full of guts.
busted cupcake by DWRmeat July 14, 2017

Based Lifter

A Based Lifter is a beast lifter who is also Based and Epic. The CEO of Based Lifters is Logan Rees He's the most based person ever and an absolute Animal in the gym.
That is so based!!! He is a Based Lifter!! FUAHHHH!!!
Based Lifter by Based Lifter!!! April 22, 2021

Basten Brained 

When you have a mental short-circuit resulting in a snowball effect of increasingly delusional comments
Basten Brained victim: WTF I HAD MORE KILLS! WHY DIDN'T I WIN THIS FIGHT?
Anyone: That says nothing, you just made a bad play.
Basten Brained victim: YEAH YOU'RE TROLLING, YOU'RE RETARDED *leaves call*
Basten Brained by Bowiemtl August 31, 2021
A word used for several purposes, usually all intended to criticize someone else on their methods for making something. The word was created by "thescumbagdad," a tik tok creator who used this term so often, that it's becoming used among other creators and platforms.
MATT: "Let's first knead this dough."
thescumbagdad: "No you can't do that, it will burn all the basteo."
basteo by Dekmis November 20, 2022