Archie is a spastic

its pretty much just for kids named

archie

Dave: did you hear, Archie is a spastic?
Igor: But yeah i am too!

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spastic asian

an asian that spazzes over hoopers, grades, nonsense drama, and dinosaurs.

why wendius! would you look at that spastic asian dinosaur!

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a person who thinks there smart but isn't

I think i am very smartical

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Spasticaps is the sporadic use of capitalisation in sentences, used mainly by females and gooks.

Also known as "Cunts".

Spasticaps by A.J May 10, 2005

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A special group ov wierd people who pull wierd faces nd have their own language! u have 2 b privaliged 2 no these peeps!

spastics by me May 13, 2005

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Somebody who is ginger, enjoys/enjoyed magic and is slightly retarded.

"Hey you see that guy over there? He punched my wife"
"What, the ginger guy doing magic who looks a bit thick?"
"Yeah, that ginger magician spastic!"

Random hand gestures and arm movements that affect epileptics, or some people with brain damage. Laughing is cruel, wrong and oh so hard to resist...

The involuntary spasticulation of the spaz caused a spasm of guilty mirth.

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