go mute yourself 

A post-coronavirus way of telling someone to either:

a) shut the fuck up;
b) go away;
c) go annoy someone else;
d) an all inclusive phrase of general distaste which includes a-c as well.

During the coronavirus times, global usage of video call software increased immensely. As some had access to better technology than others, sometimes people would mute themselves (or others) if they made too much noise, had too much white noise on their line or sometimes just because they were being annoying.

"My friend was being a dickhead in our Zoom chat, so I told him: 'go mute yourself!'

go mute yourself by andra.psd April 20, 2020

This hits different on mute 

When your homie or that 14 year old producer from atlanta sends a beat or music, you pretend to like it but in reality, the music just sucks ass.

A: Yo bro, wanna hear my music I produced?
B: Shit this hits different on mute bro ngl.

This hits different on mute by itsyaboi2323 November 22, 2021

Com-Mute 

To go without sound during the televised broadcast of a sporting event in order to not have to listen to the inane and moronic commentators calling the game.

"Hey man, did you watch the game last night"

"Yeah but I had to com-mute halfway through because those announcers were so awful."

Com-Mute by Evanwins October 6, 2011

love mute 

The act of covering your lover's mouth so they don't wake the neighbors due to your furious pounding.

Curteeez: Dude, you got skills. I could hear your woman all the way from across town!
Shmelt: Yeah, I had to love mute her due to repeated noise complaints.

love mute by Darth Cya Later November 8, 2013

Power Mute

When someone puts you on mute while on a phone call, so they can have a private conversation about you without you hearing.

I called my mom to ask her for money and she totally power muted me to discuss with my dad.

Power Mute by FreeBird21 September 7, 2015

Courtesy Mute 

When you're on a Zoom call and you have to fart, so you mute your mic for a few seconds so nobody hears it.

I was right in the middle of my job interview when I had an uncontrollable urge to toot, so I did a courtesy mute. The best part? I ended up getting the job.

Courtesy Mute by hamlettypes February 23, 2021

Fucking Deaf Mute 

When a sexual partner doesn’t ‘hear’ nor audibly respond to the mad skillz you’re throwing down on them.

(This term is in no way meant to disrespect people who’ve lost their ability to hear/speak!)

Sex is a ‘conversation’ of sorts, each partner communicates to the other by way of their touch, actions, & feedback they give to one another.

Except for a fucking deaf mute.

They neither ‘hear’ what your doing to them and they barely — if at all — acknowledge or respond with so much as a, “Ooo! Yes!” to that crazy thing you’re doing with your whatever to their wherever.

Dude! I was ALL OVER her last night, but she barely made so much as a moan. She’s a fucking deaf mute

Fucking Deaf Mute by DanielNotDan November 23, 2019