Doing a Ritchie  

Threatening to get one's balls/wang out and then backing out.

"i'm to teabag you" *unzips trousers*
"go on then"
*zips up trousers*
"awww. hes Doing a Ritchie "

Doing a Ritchie by Monstermash123 March 7, 2009

Doing the Rhino 

When you have diarrhea comparable to the way a rhino shoots its shit everywhere.

OMG, that burrito from Humbertos tore my stomach up. I was in the bathroom doing the rhino for like an hour.

Doing the Rhino by Jon Thurston August 29, 2009

Doing an Ambrose

Dangling your balls in someones face when spotting for them on the weights bench

'Jeez, stop doing an ambrose when I'm benching'

Doing an Ambrose by Squatmaster J August 15, 2012

Doing a James 

the act of watching porn in a church ceremony

'ere look at that fucker'
'whats he doing?'
'he's doing a james!'
'dirty bastard'

Doing a James by big lad rob February 21, 2020

doing the buttstroke 

Slang for when someone propels themselves through a still body of water, usually a swimming pool, entirely by passing gas.

This amazing and talented young woman apparently has the most powerful farts on the planet; I watched her doing the buttstroke the entire length of the high school gym pool!

doing the buttstroke by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021

yoyo dozing 

The practice of bouncing, much like a yoyo, into and out of sleep. A yoyo dozer wakes quickly, and goes back to sleep just as quickly. It can be a way to pass time if bored, but yoyo dozing can sometimes leave you feeling dazed, sleepy, and oddly tired once you get up.

"Either sleep or get up, stop yoyo dozing."

yoyo dozing by defiantdefiner April 13, 2010

wow doing me a fascinate 

A meme where usually a dog is confronted by another animal that they've never seen before. They have a meme-y response.

Doggo: "omgosh who r u"
Turtle: "i shell boi"
Doggo: "wow doing me a fascinate"

wow doing me a fascinate by foilhats May 30, 2018