Gluck Gluck Finger 1000 

When you stick two fingers up your butthole and make people sniff them until they can’t smell properly anymore.

jacob- bro you’re so dumb
me-*sticks finger down butthole*
jacob- no. no. not the gluck gluck finger 1000....
me-*forces him to sniff it for 5 minutes*

Gluck Gluck Finger 1000 by izzyizzy6969 August 22, 2020

T-1000'd

The act of flash freezing ones skin while procuring Freon from an air conditioning unit.

Tyler "Ok so hold the bag up to the valve"
Anthony "Ok"
Tyler "Now press the pen against the valve"
Anthony "Like this-SSSSSTTT-fuck!!"
Tyler "Shit looks like you got t-1000'd dude"

T-1000'd by Herzesser October 21, 2012

No, I am not giving you 1000 robux, buy it yourself. 

Ah, are you that dumb not to understand this? THEY'RE NOT BUYING YOU ROBUX

No, I am not giving you 1000 robux, buy it yourself. Beggars these days have no brains.

No, I am not giving you 1000 robux, buy it yourself. by hi caca January 20, 2021

house of 1000 corpses 

The worst gd movie i have ever seen in my life, bar none. Don't go to it unless you enjoy having your penis slammed in a sliding glass door, because thats what its like to watch.

"Oh my fucking god, Rob Zombie is going to...nevermind."

house of 1000 corpses by Rypsaw May 2, 2003

mr. 1000 

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Wow, that was an amazing outburst. My views on mentally and emotionally pubescent girls have been permanently altered. Really, you don't like what I write, so you try to bash me. Ingenious. After all, free speech is just an illusion, and girls should be able to smell, look, and act like sluts and not be treated as such (I don't give people shit who don't give me shit, but I treat people like they can expect to be treated). Here's an idea, little girl. Why don't you go back to shopping for frilly things and pretending your life is full and enjoyable, and leave the thinking and talking to me. Bitching will not get your mind and soul back.
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Mr. 1000 sez think before you write and think before you talk. Otherwise, you will be exposed for the cretin you are.

P.S.
You don't know what I can do with my prick. If I ever got mentally castrated and became a pedophile, which is the only way I would go near a whore like you without a hazard suit, I would fucking rip through your little pussy. Forget that little orgasm, I'd give you a mother fucking PAINGASM-and that means no more G-spot. You would have to say good bye to the little diversion you get from putting out, meaning you would get only the pain from giving up a parcel of your existence. When I'd be done with you, you would have to close up that sperm bank you call a vagina and actually contribute with society.

mr. 1000 by Mr. 1000 December 9, 2008

Glock Glock 1000 

When your bestfriend has to take a shit, so he comes to your house to get anal then sucks your penis

Fuck a glock glock 1000, trust me hes a rawdogger

Glock Glock 1000 by KorelleW August 25, 2022

Zeus_1000 

A player of Runescape. People tend to like insulting him when they see him on the game.

Hey Zeus_1000, you bastard!

Zeus_1000 by Lord of Funorb February 28, 2009