baked 

1.)high, stoned, under the influence of marijuana or equivalent drug.
2.)extremely tired, displaying symptoms of (but not actually) being under the influence of narcotics.

Symptoms for both: glazed eyes, unconsciousness, half-consciousness, hunger, numbness.

1) He was so spaced out that day, just completely baked! I bet you he'll drop out soon.

2) Ugh, dude I went shopping, racing, eating, drinking, skiing, skating, ballin', batting, playing, singing, swimming, climbing, and dancing earlier, and then right before I accidentally shot myself, my gf broke up with me.

{I'm so baked}

baked by Reali-T Scribe October 28, 2006

bakersfield 

city in central california. frankly, it is mierably boring. its a giant field with buildings. yuck.

bakersfield is boring.

bakersfield by Random May 21, 2004

baker mary

Police code for "black male". From the police phonetic alphabet representation of the letters "B" and "M".

Car 54 to dispatch: hold me out with a group of about five baker mary's smoking CDS on the corner of Northern and Druid.

baker mary by 6'7" December 14, 2008

bakewell

A loud, green smoking, codshite talking monkey like male originated from the planet of the apes.

Bakewell: I can do 0-80mph in 2 seconds!
Loguey: Stop talking bakewell!

bakewell by craphappyhallam December 3, 2007

bakery of rolls

When one is carrying an extremely large amount of fat around the mid-section.

Damn, Viridian's got a bakery of rolls.

bakery of rolls by E-rizzle-dizzle February 16, 2008

Baker University 

Oldest University in Kansas, has several schools, including Undergrad, Nursing, and Education. Extremly expensive but gives out amazing scholarships.

Beat KU in first football game played in KS.

"You went to Baker University? Damn, daddy had money"

Baker University by MM'S August 20, 2008

bakescene 

A scene in which becomes "baking", as in hot for the police, after participating in smoking cannabis.

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This is such a bakescene boys

bakescene by Terryonit March 31, 2014