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Hooker Run

Similar to a mcdonalds run where you pick up food for your whole group of friends, instead you pick up a hooker who you and your friends simultaneously share.
YO DAWG I JUST WENT ON A HOOKER RUN!
Hooker Run by OMIEEEEEEE January 6, 2011

Hookertard 

a hooker that has sex with retards.
Damn ol girl is a hookertard
Hookertard by lalala012345 February 22, 2011

Hooker Eggin

The act of driving close to one or more prostitutes while the passenger throws eggs at the whore. May also be done with a sling or other similar device.
My douchebag friend drove and I got to do some serious hooker eggin. I hit that bitch right in the face!
Hooker Eggin by IrischGuy December 8, 2011
An extremely vague and leading statement to 'bait' or 'hook' someone into asking what is meant by the statement.
Jack (hooker): "I hate this feeling..."
Jane (falling for the hook): "What's wrong?" or "Are you okay?"

Jack: "I hope I don't go on any more dates like the one I had last night"
Jane (falling for the hook): "Why? What happened?"
Jane (hook resistant): "Ya, hope not"
hooker by Sue180 September 21, 2011

Hooker Pirate 

A girl who is a stupid skank.
Yo that girl is a smelly hooker pirate.
Hooker Pirate by fastenfurryous February 14, 2012

hookerpottamus

Look at that hookerpottamus walking the corner
hookerpottamus by marcopolo310 December 30, 2012