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My space ripped kid 

My space ripped kids are basically teenagers usally between the ages of 13-17 that think there "ripped" or "buff" from having low body fat thus giving them a pothetic "six pack" that is only due to malnutrition. They generally have forearms no bigger than 5" inches and have no muscle tone at all. They are often in emo, skater boy and weird kid group. These idiots think there "six pack" gives them a right to take excess pictures of themselfs shirtless and post it on myspace/facebook. Total tools. often found on body building websites either trying to show off there "six packs" or asking on advice to get bigger biceps but not actually wanting to be really in shape.
1. My space ripped kid: I'm so sexy I have t3h six pax0rz!!!1

Real athlete: stfu you fucking tool and go back to puking in a toilet you emo skater prick
2. *body building looks at my space ripped kids profile* GET THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ.
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Correction being ripped doesnt have to mean alot of muscle, you can have a little muscle but have VERY low bodyfat, making your muscles look super defined.
i wanna get a ripped body
ripped by punkassbitch December 10, 2004

Ripped Sock

Like a pink sock, while during anal sex, while the guy pulls out of the anal cavity, the persons butthole prolapses (turns inside out). However, in this case, the anus is torn.
Ethan: i am pulling out baby!!
Zak: OW!!! You pink socked me and it ripped!
Ethan: Oh no!! I just have you a ripped sock...
Zak: it hurts soo bad!! I'm Gona kill you!
Ripped Sock by Granny Gumjobs February 3, 2017

Ripe Tits 

When a girl exercises wearing a sports bra, afterwards her tits become extremely firm and enjoyable. Therefore they are ripe, or good for the picking!
I just biked 40 miles.. When I got home in the shower I had a serious case of Ripe Tits!
Ripe Tits by P0OPBALLZ April 16, 2011

joke raped 

when a person comes to tell a joke, says the first part, and then answers without the person showing any interest in the answer.
Dude 1: HEY HEY HEY

Dude 2: hi, what do you call a masturbating cow....BEEF STROKIN-OFF. *runs away*

Dude 3: dude..... you just got joke raped.
joke raped by jankygirll June 20, 2011

raped in the ass 

When you get your butthole poked by a penis, but you dont like it
Bill: "So did you have fun last night?"
Jill: No, I got raped in the ass.