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Guide-monkey 

Similar to a guide dog but instead of leading the blind they lead the distracted.
dennis bought a guide-monkey to make him a better man
Guide-monkey by joe mortell April 21, 2008

Miah and the Jew's guide to the ladies 

A series of YouTube videos that gives a comprehensive guide to all you need to know on picking up classy ladies.
I was having trouble with my love live, until I saw Miah and the Jew's guide to the ladies. Now I get all the girls.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 

1. One of the best Raido shows every to grace the air waves. this radio show was the starting point for the book, haveing slighty differnt plot lines which aren't in the book and certently not the movie.

2. The greastest trilogy of five, and possibly the most confusingly random books in exsitants. some part from the raido show have either been removed or changed drasticly when changing oer to the book.

3. *issing important parts*
1.zaphoid: I like those two black headrest things
Trillion: i didn't there mighty uncomfurtible, and i prefer longer arms
arthur: but it won't have a mouth to drink the coffie!
Ford: I think it just scratched it's leg
Trillian: those headrests look like eyebrows!

2. ^ the previous never happens in the book "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

3. they don't even get to milliways.

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What your mom did to you

Girl Guide position

The familar sexual position where the man stands and the woman kneels in front of him and gives him head. She is in the Girl Guide position.

As most women know and use this position, the story is that they were all taught it in the Girl Guides. In some versions, all Guides learn it routinely. In other versions the Guide is taught it in order to obtain her fellatrix attainment badge.

Of course these stories are untrue. There is no such thing as a Guide fellatrix badge. And all Girl Guides are fine, morally upstanding young women.
Jane: how do you want me? Is on my knees OK?
John: Yeh. The good old Girl Guide position is fine.
(a little later . . .)
John: That was great . . . obviously you got your fellatrix badge when you were in the Guides.
jersey shore girl named snooki. not necessarily snookie however, a guidette can also just be an italian american bitch who is too lazy to find a single guy, so she goes for taken guido
look at that guidette trying to take creig. snookies gonna shave her head.
guidette by flomause June 20, 2010