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make an executive decision 

A phrase used to excuse oneself from a group of friends to take a shit inorder to think over a tough situation.
-"Smells like its time to make an executive decision."
-"Good idea boss!"

World Health Organization Regional Executive 

OMG, Rachel is such a World Health Organization Regional Executive.

The Executive

When you Masturbate while wearing a condom.

Classy and can be done while wearing a suit... for the buisness man on the go.
Damn i've been running all over the office today... I barely had time to give myself The Executive before I had to go to that lunch meeting with the Board of Directors....

unitary executive 

a dictator and tyrant who cares not what the people think
George W. Bush has proclaimed himself the Unitary Executive.
unitary executive by Brian Perkins December 14, 2008

Assistant Executive 

The inaccurate reversal of a secretary job title for the purposes of inflating your position when you are actually making 45k and living in NorthJesus. Job description born out of delusions: serving as an officer/executive, actually mattering, and having a real job. Usual duties ACTUALLY include: changing printer paper, opening car doors, and sealing envelopes for mailing. See: self-absorbed.
I am loving my new job as the assistant executive, I am basically in charge of everyone except for the CEO!

Discord Executive

Weird people who mod people all day and act like they are the king.
Look at that Discord Executive go, he complains about everything but doesn't do anything and forces the mods to do it all. Anurag so sussy.