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Money laundering scheme 

Oh, well maybe I spoke to soon.
Hym "Yeah, they got all sorts of money laundering schemes. Now take the retards money, put it in an account to which I have exclusive access. Tell me we're you are going to view this and/or me. Put the person doing it in a cage and shut it down. And then I don't murder any kids. None of your kids get murdered by me. Just like that, it's over. Then, you don't do this shit to other people. And then THEY don't murder your kids either probably. Thank you kindly."
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Schempfs 

Those wind breaker material sweatpants that made a sound that appears to be "schempf."
Tim wears strictly schempfs.
Schempfs by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 27, 2018
to sink money into something before it is safe to do so, then deny any responsibility and afterwards forget anything related to that something.
I scheuered the German Highway toll.
scheuer by Danlod2 May 5, 2022

What's the scheweppes? 

Jamaican greeting
Similar to what's up, what's popping or what's happening used with friends in a casual setting.

Origin: from the two grapefruit soft drinks sold in Jamaica, Ting and Schweppes. The term ‘ting’ functions as a brand name and also a slang word meaning ‘thing’. Thus the phrase “you know the ting/schewppes” means “you know how things are/you know the situation”. Given the similarity between the two grapefruit drinks, “Ting” and “Schweppes” are used synonymously.
What's the scheweppes? Heard bare hot gals coming to the party later. You coming, fam?

Scheming Butthole 

The act of pursuing either male or female buttholes for sexual or non-sexual purposes
Friend 1: "Dog we were straight up scheming butthole today!"
Friend 2: "Yeah dude, we schemed those beaches for every butthole we could find!"
Scheming Butthole by OTJdog March 26, 2017

corey scherer 

Corey Scherer is a YouTuber. He is so funny and amazing in general. He lives in a house with Colby Brock, Jake Weber, Sam Golbach Aaron Doh and his girlfriend Devyn Lundy. Was in a YouTube channel called TFIL with Elton Castee, Colby Brock and Sam Golbach. Corey is also a professional dancer
Corey Scherer is the most hilarious person in the world
corey scherer by The XPLR fan January 18, 2019

Scheveningen 

Scheveningen is a city in The Netherlands.

The Dutch try to get American tourists to say it for their own pleasure and laughs. They can't. You have to have the "schhuuchhh" in your throat (like a bug is in there). Don't try because you'll practice for a long time and get nowhere. I tried.
Dutch Boy: Say "Scheveningen"

American Girl: Shev-en-innngeeen? Shabahahabla?

Dutch Boy: Hahaha

American Girl: What did I say?

Dutch Boy: Scheveningen; it's a city. American's and German's can't say it.
Scheveningen by leighja May 27, 2009