facebook philosophers 

People who update there status (mainly stones) daily with bullshit philosophies and phrases, in a bid to try and make themselves look intellectual.

For example a facebook philosophers may say Don't stay in bed unless your making money in bed etc...

facebook philosophers by godsgift55 July 11, 2011

philosphers stone 

A form of truffle-like magic mushroom, legal in most countries

Have you got any philosophers stones?

philosphers stone by Anonymous September 5, 2003

philosophical stoner 

Believing that you can figure out complex things that you couldn't when you're sober. Very mental, and deep about everything, very creative thinkers while high.

creative stoner philosophical stoner

philosophical stoner by Just259 September 9, 2013

agnostic philosophist 

someone who believes no one is correct on how we got here and why and that we possibly may never know, and instead comes up with random theories and proof of theories in their everyday life then chooses their favorite to believe for the day, week, etc.

Boy 1: Isn't that girl over there an atheist?
Boy 2: No I hear she's an "agnostic philosophist"
Boy 1: The hell is that?
Boy 2: I think someone who thinks there's nothing to be known of the existence of god/gods and instead comes up with their own theories to believe in.

agnostic philosophist by noreligionneeded March 6, 2015

philoopher 

A philosopher who is usually uninterested in a conversation, due to unfriendliess and bitter distaste for discourse

Ted, whilst discussing ethics, reflected his status as a philoopher when he frowned and replied "buh" to any statement. He is quite the douche

philoopher by mick620 February 22, 2011

Philosophi-cool 

An adjective. A pun combination of 'philosophical' and 'cool'. Used to refer to someone who often engages in deep conversation, but manages to do so in an enjoyable and easily understood way, or utilizes philosophy in line with awesome topics.

Also written, "philosophicool"

Guy 1: "Carl looks into things too much. I just spent an hour listening to his theory on the 'Companion Cube' as a metaphor."

Guy 2: "That's because he's philosophi-cool."

Philosophi-cool by Falcornia October 10, 2011

philosophical cock block

When you've come up with a great idea only to realize someone else came up with it before you

"I was about to post my definition for masturbae when I found out that someone else already created one. What a philosophical cock block!"

philosophical cock block by Dr. Dob Doblinson March 17, 2015