according to my calculations 

Something that nerds say all the time

"According to my calculations, the square root of all finite numbers is equivalent to yada yada yada"

according to my calculations by Hitterdog November 20, 2015

Calculated 

When someone does something really cool that took an outrageous amount of luck or effort. Sometimes it takes lots of planning.

Dude 1: I'm going to make this basket from 100 feet away!
Dude 2: Shit, can you really?
*Dude 1 makes the shot*
Dude 2: Shit Dude! That throw was calculated!

Calculated by prismajas May 30, 2018

calculated punctuation 

The use of various punctuation marks in an attempt to make a statement made via instant message seem more stern or serious. Often used by women when holding conversations online to make one feel ashamed and/or guilty.

The following is a typical use of calculated Punctuation:
Angrychick08: I'm very upset with you, Steven.
Angrychick08: Have you anything to say for Yourself?
GuiltySteven: im sooo sorry il never say another girls name without your permission ever again
Angrychick08: Good boy.

calculated punctuation by Cory A. M. April 14, 2008

Alculator 

A calculator for alcohol.

On the way out to meet his friends, Frank remembered his alculator. Invaluable when determining how much he can drink that evening.

Alculator by backotruck July 30, 2012

calcutator 

1.The mispelling of calculator that I wrote down once.

2.A calculator made of potatoes.

Jessica: What does that say?!
Jane: It says calculator!
Jessica: No it doesn't stupid! It says "calcutator"!
Jane: ......

calcutator by Imissmydog April 29, 2006

calculating 

acting in a scheming and ruthlessly determined way

he was a coolly calculating, ruthless man

calculating by lucky Jasmine September 1, 2017

Calculated 

Acts intentionally to achieve something

Anyone who turns on their location for everyone when they are plotting is calculated (and a loser).

because they want others to see what they’re doing

Calculated by JC47 September 26, 2023