baslepted 

When someone falls asleep when the other person is trying to make a move.

I got baslepted when she fell asleep during "in the land of women"

baslepted by JOELZOOMZOOMZUMAYA July 23, 2007

Bailey Roll 

This is a term adapted from the classic Barrel Roll in the name of our hero KingBailey who in one night successfully gained over 9000 internets in a 3 hour period.

Guy 1: What happens if we get you moar viewers?
Guy 2: I'll do a Bailey Roll!

Bailey Roll by Anonymous David April 5, 2008

Bailey Time

When a friend says he will be there in a certain amount of time, but then shows up many hours later. Made famous by local entrepreneur during his time in Georgia, Mr. Bailey would always show up but much later than the designated time. Upon arrival no explanation for this time is given. What happens during Bailey Time is unknown.

Chris: "Did you call William?"
Josh: "Yea, he said he'll be here in about 10 minutes."
*2 Hours Later*
Chris: "William is still not here. Must be Bailey Time again."

Bailey Time by Chris Pence April 17, 2011

Bailey

Bailey is one of the most fun and accepting people you will ever meet. She has the most amazing and infectious smile. She has the most beautiful hazel eyes that you could just get lost in. Bailey is super talented and plays multiple sports and instruments. She will make sure time is never waisted with silence, and can always keep a conversation going. When you are with her you are never sad and always have a smile on your face. No matter what she always knows how to cheer you up. Bailey is always there for you and is the cutest girl you will ever lay your eyes on. She is all around amazing. If you ever meet one you are the most fortunate person ever :)

Boy #1 I think I saw an angel!

Boy #2 oh no, that's a Bailey

Bailey by Shae ;) October 28, 2019

Basienka 

Basienka is the most thoughtful and kind girl you will ever meet.

Do you see Basienka? I wish I was like her

Basienka by m-to-the-b January 13, 2021

basilosaurus 

A big prehistoric sausage whale that lived in the oceans and did whatever a sausage whale does. Some people make it look like a sea serpent tho. A sea snek. But it was a whale. A whale shaped like a sausage, a sausage whale.

Hey look, it’s a huge mosasaur!
No silly, that’s a Basilosaurus, it’s a whale.

basilosaurus by LittleEnbee February 21, 2021

luke bailey 

A total badass

Luke Bailey is a badass

luke bailey by brosephh September 9, 2013