Spicy Italian Sausage 

A Spicy Italian Sausage is when you try to get freaky with a girl so she offers a footjob, then proceeds to Indian Burn your dick with her feet.

Person A: "Dude why do you have a limp, did you get freaky last night? Haha"
Person B: "She offered a FJ and gave me Indian Burn in the process"
Person A: "hahaha dude, she gave you a Spicy Italian Sausage? That's what you get for trying to spice up your sex life"

Spicy Italian Sausage by GlitterCupcakke420 September 28, 2019

Spicy Italian

The act of giving fellatio after eating very spicy foods, thus transferring the burning sensation to the recipients member.

My girlfriend gave me a spicy italian last night, my dong burned for two hours afterward.

Spicy Italian by While E. June 13, 2011

Angry Italian 

The act of submersing your testicles in warm spaghetti sauce.

Every year Blake celebrates his birthday by making a fresh batch of red sauce and giving himself an angry italian.

Angry Italian by Baron Von Shtuckle Shtickle January 12, 2008

The Italian Job 

A classic film with great music, an unforgettable chase, a "cliff-hanger" (lol) ending, and one-liners that WILL BLOW YOUR SOCKS OFF.

Croker: "And remember chaps... ...In Italy they drive on the wrong side of the road."

The Italian Job is a great film with a crap remake.

The Italian Job by Cycle Paine October 18, 2009

greasy italian

I guy who strolls into the office on the first week of work with a wife beater on, a cream polyseter suit and his grandmothers white shoes. Answers to Clinton and enjoys dating single moms in Vanier of the nig-nog variety

Check out that greasy Italian did he steal that suit from Ricardo Montablam from Fantasy Island. Seriously how many baby mamas from Vanier does that guy have?

greasy italian by Gary Peterman May 29, 2008

crazy italian 

A crazy Italian is someone who loves pasta and is most likley to be related to the mafia

If you piss them off they always have a weapon handy

"She said if we didnt get spaghetti she would hit me with a baseball bat"
Man she is one "crazy Italian"

crazy italian by Josh♥ May 19, 2014

hott buff Italian 

A person of Italian descent who is very attractive and also in great shape.

Woah did you see him? He is one hott buff Italian!!!

hott buff Italian by ballerxcgirl33 June 20, 2008