Stoned as a Kite 

Being so high you're sentences don't make any logical sense.

Guy 1: Do you want to go to Walmart?
Guy 2: We can't. The Walmart Baggage Claim won't recognize me as a valid soldier.
Guy 1: Dude you're stoned as a kite right now.

Stoned as a Kite by Knight Phantom January 19, 2014

Stoked 

Michael Andrew

Olympic gold medalist Michael Andrew in his Vlogs always says he’s Stoked for something

Stoked by S/he’s just a friend March 4, 2023

Self-Styled Psychos 

People who kick ICP fans asses

self styled psycos kicked his ICP loving redneck ass

Self-Styled Psychos by cait sith November 7, 2003

Secondhand Stoned 

When someone gets stoned from being around pot smoke without smoking it themselves.

He passed out on the drive home. I think he was secondhand stoned from when we smoked that bowl around him earlier.

Secondhand Stoned by Bohopoetgirl March 5, 2011

Profoundly Stoned 

To be so wrecked that you are unable to weigh in with words of confidence when battling an alien invasion

I would love to offer some words of wisdom but i am too profoundly stoned

Profoundly Stoned by sgtkm July 9, 2011

Stoned Mountain 

Getting high on top of the famous Stone Mountain, located in Stone Mountain, GA. This does not count getting high around stone mountain, only at the top. Provides a great view of Greater ATL. Gwinnett county stand up.

Harry- Dude, where do you wanna smoke this blunt?

Jason- Idk man, I can't smoke in my car again my parents are getting suspicious.

Harry- we can go to stone mountain, I have a pass.

jason- you mean....stoned mountain??

harry- wow your guay, but ok lets go

Stoned Mountain by GTharry October 9, 2009

Stoned To The Bone 

When you're really high and you can hardly move.

Dude I'm stoned to the bone.

Stoned To The Bone by AZN 666 June 10, 2011