Sometimey ass bitch 

Is a bitch that says she's real or a ride or die chick that's down for you but sometimes she's going down on someone else

Thought I married a real one but turns out she was just a sometimey ass bitch

Sometimey ass bitch by Theoriginalreject April 1, 2022

Even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut 

Another way of saying, Even people who get most things wrong in their lives, sometimes get something right

The saying even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut can apply to tv political pundits lying to you all the time who unintentionally accidentally once in a blue moon say something politically true.

Even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut by Uncle Dimma August 14, 2023

what has 4 letters and sometimes has 9

a statement, because w-h-a-t has 4 letters and s-o-m-e-t-i-m-e-s has nine.

freind 1: What has 4 letters and sometimes has 9?
feind 2: Impossible!
fiend 1: its a statement
friend 2: good one. now go away

what has 4 letters and sometimes has 9 by ishu4 April 30, 2023

Lets catch up sometime 

When a person pretends to be your friend by calling you so he/she doesnt have to see you, opposite of lets hang out sometime. Very common between to people who just broke up. Will last until both parties have got the point that in a relationship their cant exist platonic friendship.

lets catch up sometime, il call you; or you can call me.

Lets catch up sometime by sarkosy April 7, 2008

we should do something sometime

n. let's have sex now. or else.

jon said to jenna, "we should do something sometime"

we should do something sometime by sekio April 21, 2004

Geary (sometimes Gearie) 

1. One that steals, lies and generally backstabs ones friends, collegues and aqaintenences.

2. One that cannot be trusted.

"Some guy just did a geary and ripped off my work!"

"Oh, he's geary, I wouldn't trust him..."

Geary (sometimes Gearie) by always_never April 30, 2006

Sometimes-handball

Disrespectful retort, uttered towards Soccer fans. (Must only be used after Soccer fans refuse to call their sport Soccer)

This usually leads to lesser retort derivatives used by the Soccer fan, such as: Mostly-handball (for real football), Mostly-football (for Soccer), Sometimes-football (for real football), etc...

Dude 1: Dude, you're confusing me. Stop calling that sport football. It's soccer.

Dude 2: The only time you guys use your feet is when it's fourth and 20, whereas in football (soccer), you use your feet all the time!

Dude 1: Dude, that's hypocritical! Your Sometimes-handball goalies are using their hands whenever they can. And don't get me started on throwing the ball in bounds...

Dude 2: Lesser retort derivatives here.

Sometimes-handball by huls March 29, 2009