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monty python 

A hilarious British Comedy Show which made outragious often controversial statements and suggestions. The actors were mainly: Michael Palin, Terry Jones, Eric Idle, John Cleese, Terry gilliam, and Graham Chapman.
Monty Python: Flying Circus: Volume 2

'As a naval officer I abhor the implication that the Royal Navy is a haven for cannibalism. It is well known that we now have the problem relatively under control, and that it is the RAF who now suffer the largest casualties in this area. And what do you think the Argylls ate in Aden. Arabs? Your etc. Captain B.J. Smethwick in a white wine sauce with shallots, Mushrooms and garlic'

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'Your Highness, you are also like a stream of bat's piss.'

'What?'

'I merely meant, your Majesty, that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark.'

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'Beans!!!'

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Slap ass month 

Everyone! This is your chance to slap people’s ass, Every boyfriend out there go slap your girls ass and I bet you won’t regret it😉
Boy:(Slaps her/his ass)
Girl:ohhh it’s “Slap ass month”
Slap ass month by By a bad bitch October 1, 2019
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Montenigger 

A person from Montenegro who acts like a fucking gangster.
Look at that fucking montenigger. God damn, I bet he can spit bars that could burn Novi Sad to a crisp.
Montenigger by TheKebabinator August 3, 2016

Kiss month 

The month of october you have a free pass to kiss anyone (crush of/bf)
Girl: If u slap my ass you get slapped back but harder but also a kiss

Boy: ohh its kiss month
Kiss month by DONTTOUCHMAHBOOTY October 4, 2019

Giga Monty 

Giga monty is a phenomena found in AstralSpiff's run to beat Five Nights at Freddy's Security Breach without running.
Giga Monty doesnt need fancy code, he has one command.
When alerted. Kill.
Giga Monty by ToastyPog March 27, 2022
Montré is on a great path.
Montré by stoetre June 29, 2016

monty pythonesque application of the principles of logic and etymology 

The standard logic used by such people as the knights of the round table. It's sound logic that can only be understood by men of science.

E.g. You want to test if a woman is a witch. You burn witches, but you also burn wood. This means witches burn because they are made of wood. Wood also floats in water, just like a duck. So therefore, if she weighs the same as a duck, then she is made out of wood, and is therefore a witch. Now you must weigh her on a set of large scales with a duck, and if they weigh the same, she is guilty of being a witch.
Well, Bernard, that is some Monty Pythonesque application of the principles of logic and etymology right there!