Gunting license 

Any old piece paper wrote on with a black sharpie,stating that the individual holding this card HAS any and All rights to sexual acts with a female having a front butt or just being FAT BITCHES..

Odie has had his gunting license for a while now and still hasnt bagged a fatty. (license not valid during canned hunts set up by your buddys)

How do you eat an indian taco, lift up the squaws belly youve got your license to gunt!

Jacking off 10 hours in moms basement with a rubber band on your dick shouldnt deter ones self from wanting a gunt full of eroticism.(see mopeds, fat chix are like mopeds)

Her black tights still couldnt cover up that enormous gunt.
get a license.

fucking fat chicks helps meet hot friends get your gunting license

Gunting license by ODIES GUNTING December 14, 2009

Cuck license 

A Cuck License is a permissive software license that that does not enforce the freedom of derivative works. This means that anyone can take Cuck licensed software and turn it into proprietary software/spyware/malware, effectively cucking the original author.

George wrote the network stack for FreeBSD, Apple took his code and George got absolutely nothing in return because he used a Cuck license.

Cuck license by Zipdox July 27, 2022

likker license 

syn., butch, carpet cleaner, lezzy,
taco filling, cheez & krak her, girl
from mars Non-asexuals are likely
to submit to, (a) the wit of a cunning
linguist; or, (b) oral worship by part-
ners of the same gender.

Dialog from movie (Training Day):
"Did she have a likker license?
Was she a dyke?"

likker license by El Mnop November 26, 2004

Scooter License 

when a male performs sexual intercourse with a fat chick & try's his upmost not be caught because the fear of being social outcasted by his peers. Originates from the Joke"what does a fat chick{ & a scooter have in common? There both fun to ride until your mates find out"

Jonno was awarded a "scooter license" after hansel walked in on him reverse pile driving that 300 pound fat chick from the party last night...

Scooter License by rathole November 25, 2009

Bitch License 

An excuse that a girl has to be bitchy and cruel to men. Usually related to past experience with a bad childhood, abusive partner, rape, etc. May or may not be justified.

Justified license:
Dave: Damn, Kate is a hard-ass bitch.
Tom: Yeah, but she has a bitch license. I heard her ex-husband kept her locked in the cellar for two years and now has custody of her kids.
Dave: Woah, I had no idea.

Questionable license:
Dave: Damn, Lauren is one cold man-eating bitch.
Tom: Yeah, but she has a bitch license. Three of her ex-boyfriends got charged with statutory rape and are now in mental hospitals.
Dave: Hmmm I wonder why...

Bitch License by simino873 July 14, 2013

making license plates 

Going to jail. Many states used to use jails and prisons as license plate factories.

keep at that and you'll be stuck making license plates

making license plates by tenterabyte February 17, 2021

Drivers License Cute 

When a girl has a cute face, but is remarkably overweight

I'd love to cover Lumpy's face in jizz, she's drivers license cute!

Drivers License Cute by Darren Onbirren December 15, 2022