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cement mixer

A sex act where a man ejaculates into a woman, then she rolls back and forth in the bed (like a cement mixer). This is often followed by the woman then standing over the man and letting the cum drip into his belly button. Once hardened, the act is complete.
Gee, I had a great time with Doris last night. We had some hot cement mixer time, but now I can't fit any spare coins in my belly button.
cement mixer by GoatLuvrr January 23, 2026
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redneck cement mixer 

when you fill your cousins ass with cement then mix it around with your dick
last night i gave sally sue the redneck cement mixer

Windows CEMeNT

The original codename for Vista.

A combination of Windows CE, Windows Me, and Windows NT, all to make sure your computing experience is the worst you've ever had.

The name implies that it gets nowhere fast, as the operating system proved that.
I heard they're working on a new operating system called Windows CEMeNT.
Windows CEMeNT by Independence76 October 27, 2009

sierra cement 

Wet, hard snow typical of the Sierra Nevada mountain range in eastern California. Not the most pleasant snow to ski on.
I hate skiing on this sierra cement.
sierra cement by yoyomaman March 2, 2009

Tucson cement mixer 

The act of peeing inside an anus and then proceeding to fornicate it, creating a wet cement like mixture.
Hey babe, come over for Dinner and a good old fashion Tucson cement mixer.
Tucson cement mixer by Jblanco October 11, 2019

gent cement 

The classiest way to refer to your sperm or semen.
John: "Lindsay sucked until my balls were dry of my gent cement"
gent cement by JJHaedo May 8, 2014

Canadian Cement Mixer 

The act of spreading a person's ass cheeks, and further, deficating into previously stated open anus. Epoxy is then applied to the cheeks and held closed until dry.
"Oh man, check out my butt! I just got a Canadian Cement Mixer from Marco!"
Canadian Cement Mixer by Ross224 January 20, 2009