Penceshit 

horse·shit
/pens/SHit/
Noun, adjective, interjection.
Origin: 2020 Vice Presidential Debate when a fly was attracted to Mike Pence.
Definition: Nonsense, either inaccurate statements spoken out of ignorance rather than deception, or irrelevant statements (which are not necessarily false) spoken to avoid answering a direct question or to divert the conversation. (usually spelled as one word) (slang)

“That drama queen is so full of penceshit, all he does is exaggerate, lie and cheat!”

Penceshit by That_one_girl__ October 7, 2020

Penned in 

To be extremely high off of a cannabis oil pen or vaporizer.

Look dude, Bradley is so penned in right now.

Penned in by hemoglobin3000 May 11, 2021

Trump-Pence Dilemma 

When the only solution to a problem creates a greater problem.

A: We have to impeach Trump, he can't stay in office!
B: But then you get Pence, and he's even worse.

A: I really need to get rid of these insects that destroy my crops, but if I spray the field the entire harvest would be wasted.
B: Man, that's a real Trump-Pence dilemma you have there.

Trump-Pence Dilemma by Azshara October 5, 2020

Spanish Pence

horny science-denying closet-case who attracts flies

Noreen watched the VP debate with best gal pal Cindy and they noticed a fly landed on Mike Pence's head. They knew it was a sign. "Imagine being married to Mother as repressed gay man who could be fabulous; instead he's just Spanish Pence who's not allowed to be sexual, ever. sad!"

Spanish Pence by Uncle Joosie October 20, 2020

penedlove on the rocks with no ice 

When a man introduces sharp jagged stones into his urethra, and is then fellated by a polar bear which then swallows the stoney jizz and dies of asphyxiation, and after having died is violently raped by the man. Amen.

popid pos pops popis si no porque?

penedlove on the rocks with no ice by popis....SI! August 13, 2004

Penception 

When you are drawing a line within a line within a line, and the line then takes on a life of its own. Eventually the line will be taking YOU for a walk. And then you realize that you are in Penception.

The term became popular with the release of the procedural drawing app "Penception" which makes use of algorithms to interpolate your next line, based on the lines that you have already drawn.

You are in Penception.

Penception by The Poppie June 1, 2013

Pig-penned 

A fart that lingers on objects even when the person leaves the room.

Damn you smell that chair? That dude just pig-penned us!

Pig-penned by Ol watchmen October 5, 2016