Mr.Mopey 

A kid who mopes around and acts like a faggot.

aaron your a faggot go mope around some more. Mr.Mopey

Mr.Mopey by Waytoogodly February 26, 2009

mopeful 

the opposite of hopeful

the word "mope" is inserted as a substitute for "hope"

Person 1: My life is over!

Person 2: Hey.. always be hopeful!

Person 1: I'd rather be mopeful, thanks.

mopeful by IamIshmael August 21, 2009

moped women 

An unattractive woman that you have sex with.

Moped women and mopeds are fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to see you ride one.

moped women by TIMJB1 September 21, 2006

Mopey Dick

Erectile dysfunction.

Ahab tried to get it up so he could bum Queequeg, but there was nothing he could do about his Mopey Dick.

Mopey Dick by valigarmander August 30, 2011

Moped 

Referring to a fat girl a guy has slept with or would sleep with but denies it venomously, especially to his friends. He may even ignore her completely unless she is naked on top of his dick. Origin: "Why’s a fat girl like a moped? They're a lot of fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to see you on one."

"I think Mike has been riding a Moped."

"She has the hots for you, she might be fat and ugly but she's still a Moped"

Moped by Julie the Queen December 7, 2007

moped 

A little bike.

I'm fin ride my moped to work.

moped by Lil Eazy Geek Squeazy December 16, 2008

moped chick

A girl who is a lot of fun, but you don't want your friends to see you with her.

Chris is a real moped chick. She is a lot of fun, but you don't want to be seen in public with her.

moped chick by TTwist February 4, 2008