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Lesbian Immaculate Body Service (IBS) 

The most extreme possible form of a combination of both urolagnia (urine drinking) and coprophagia (feces consumption), Lesbian Immaculate Body Service (IBS) is the consumption of lesbian human urine and feces directly from the urethra (pee hole) and/or anus (asshole) of a Lesbian Dominatrix/Mistress into the consuming lesbian's mouth and swallowing it.

Typically, and Lesbian IBS Dominatrix has been trained in precise bladder and bowel control and is able to produce mass quantities of her female liquid and solid wastes into her lesbian slave's mouth at will.

Additionally, a Lesbian IBS Dominatrix has full mastery of her daily diet giving her the knowledge of what foods and liquids to consume, when to consume them, in what quantities and order to consume them, and can accurately predict the exact day (and usually time of day) their related feminine urine and feces will be excreted from her genitalia.

It should be noted, the most proficient Lesbian IBS Dominatrixes (usually found in Amsterdam, Paris, London, Bangkok and Las Vegas) can even predict the detailed textures, colors and smells (and intensity of those smells) of their feminine bodily excretions.

Lesbian IBS Dominatrixes can charge large fees for these activites, up to $5000 an hour depending on her virginity, age, beauty, abilities, bladder/intestinal capacity and fame. Some of these ladies even charge by physical measurement (ounce, pound, quart, liter, gram, kilogram, etc). Fees may be paid by consuming lesbians, spectators, slaves or a combination of any or all.

In 2008, it was rumored Paris Hilton and Carmen Electra were each paid $1,000,000 for a week of lesbian bondage, forced hot-piss enemas and Immaculate Body Service by a rich 26-year-old socialite and her sexy mom from Washington DC.
Audrey: What is the first thing I need to do to get ready for our lesbian sex with Paris and Carmen? I really want to impress them both. They are soooo sexy!

Judi: You are NOT having any SEX with them, my dear little girl! Instead, Paris, Carmen and myself will be using you as a Lesbian Human Toilet. I have ordered Paris to also bring her Lesbian Queening Stool.

The best thing you can do, Audrey, is stick your slender fingers in your mouth and vomit up all the food in your girl-stomach right now and get ready to be filled with a million dollars of Hollywood star excretions. Paris calls it Lesbian Immaculate Body Service (IBS) !

Audrey: Oh my god!, the thought makes me SICK!

Judi: Good, just the thing to clean out your digestive track!

The Immaculate Cumback 

the act of anal sex with an ex-girlfriend and after the sex you come on her back
I was drunk at a party and i hooked up with my ex and gave her the immaculate cumback.

Dea Immaculate Christe 

I think this is Latin, for "Immaculate Savior Goddess." This is the sacred title, of Inspector Gadget's niece, known as Sophie/Penny Ruth. The Ruth shall set you free! The word, "Dea Immaculate Christe," is a joke on DiC, which made the original Inspector Gadget.
Following the collapse of the Sabantinian Empire, there's now two groups, claiming to be its rightful successors, the Waltdisneyans, in the US, and the Wildbrainians, in Canada. Both say Dea Immaculate Christe, to praise Sophie/Penny Ruth , of Inspector Gadget. Wildbrain made Inspector Gadget 2.0, and Disney is making "Inspector Gadget 3: Revenge of Dr. Claw." Unfortunately, I don't think there is a way, to make Disney, and Wildbrain, friends, so they can make a live-action Inspector Gadget TV Series! Save us, Goddess Sophia Penelope Ruth!

The Immaculate Penis of John 

John's Immaculate Penis.
What's that?
That's John's Immaculate Penis.
Oh.
Also known as The Immaculate Penis of John.

imamaculate 

Used to describe and emphasize the pristine condition of a person place or thing when saying the more common word "immaculate" is not enough. Also used by questionable sales people who are misrepresenting their products and can't spell.
Example 1:
Friend : Dude, did you see that girl checking me out? She was imamaculate!
Fiend 2: Yea totes bro, she was fineeee!

Example 2:

Online Salesguy: "This machine is imamaculate! I'm also going to let it go for the super low price of $3299! Just for you!"
imamaculate by boatross June 19, 2018

illmaculate 

rapper from Portland, OR. Sandpeople crew member.

Spin The Mic 2006 - Champion
King of Portland 2005 - Champion
Better Than U 2004/05 - 1 & 2
Scribble Jam 2004 - Champion
where the fuck is Illmaculate's album?
illmaculate by babbles August 31, 2006

immaculation 

The combination of two words: "Immaculate" and "Inauguration", speaking about Barack Obama's Inauguration. Poking fun at him being "the messiah".
"This radio station will carry the Immaculation of Barack Obama live on January 20th, 2009."
immaculation by JimNHCT January 30, 2009