a huge faggot who is usually in the closet. he enjoys sucking his own dick in his free time but has a girlfriend to use as a coverup. he also enjoys perogies :)
Friend 1: Dude did you hang out with nick last night?
Friend 2: No he was an eggeman!
When you feel sorry for yourself and you drink your sorrows away, you down a bottle of vodka before school and go to pub at dinner and get drunk b4 your p.e lesson. you also try to get off with another girl saying you love her!
1. The act of being given the task of fixing the unfixable.
2. The process of being incapable of prioritizing triage of care.
3. The process of filtering coffee with a sieve too large to allow retention of grounds.
"We are discouraged because we got egger'd last night and will be cleaning up that mess for the next few weeks"
"Sorry the coffee tastes bitter as I egger'd it this morning"