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God’s Calculator

You know what they say; God’s Calculator is a horse

What is diddy blud doing on the calculator

Is when you found the answer to 6+7+6+7+41
“ what is diddy blud doing on the calculator

“ i am trying to find the answer to 6+7+6+7+41”

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are you so bored that you figured out my mac dock order and typed it in to urban dictionary
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Calcumalator 

Calculating-machine/device.
Yes this is just a silly way to say calculator.
Use this version if you want to sound cute or funny.
Hey... could you pass me that Calcumalator?
Calcumalator by slutypackage February 1, 2008

Calculatrix 

noun.

A dominatrix with a background in mathematics, finance or economics. Or, one who says mathematical formulae to her captive partner for the purpose of sexual arousal.
Jude: "I thought my boyfriend Art was normal, but these days he's freaky and wants me to be a calculatrix in bed!
Calculatrix by Luc Samatas September 23, 2009

Calculating bitch 

A deceive woman that is very good at playing mind games.