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1 in 1000 

adjective- Mentally retarded. Studies have shown that roughly one in every thousand babies are born with at least part of an extra chromosome number 21, in addition to the two that everyone has. This causes Down Syndrome, and some level of retardation.
Did you see that girl hit herself in the face with a hammer? She's 1 in 1000.

1 in 1000 by Wallydraigle December 12, 2008

batting 1000 

When a baseball player has had a hit or a walk every time he has come up to bat.
Even though Barry Bonds is batting 1000, he still won't get the batting title.
batting 1000 by Spaz November 8, 2003

scp-1000 

its bigfoot

visit scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1000 for more information
scp-1000 by cosmnik August 7, 2021
when something is on the highest level or degree, usually in a negative manner.
I can't take it, Mrs. Gartrell breath be on 1000 constantly, i cant talk to her.

e.g.
The Entertainer:I LOOOOOVE NEW YORK!!!!!
Others: This guy needs to calm down, he on 1000.
On 1000 by Mr. 301 August 7, 2008

toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug 

The ultimate comeback during periods of stress when you have no idea what to do. It'll cancel any argument that the opposing side has, no matter the cost. Cannot be used against or with "Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head".
Person 1: These statistics show that everything you say is invalid.
Person 2: toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug!
Person 1: Crap

Zeus 1000 

A player of Runescape. People tend to like insulting him when they see him on the game.