Austin Green 

Austin Green is the definition of a top tier boyfriend. He has the most dreamy eyes like if you were too slowly let the chocolate sauce freeze on top of ice cream kind of brown. He might not be the most talkative person when you meet him he might not even like you but if he lets you in and cares about you he turns into the most goofy nerdy soulmate a bitch could ask for. He is the perfect balance of immature and intelligent, ie: he will build a lego set with you and know the history behind an obscure reference to the set. He loves to love you even if you don't deserve it

Cynthia: I need my Austin Green to cuddles with me.

Austin Green by ElizabethCynthia June 19, 2022

Austin powers 

I just made a fake word to trick my kids!!! They almost fell for it!!!

Name a famous persons starting with Austin?
Austin Powers

Austin powers by Austin Power lover June 30, 2022

Austin Powers-ing 

An extremely frustrating situation in which a vehicle is boxed-in so tightly that its driver becomes stuck perpetually switching between forward and reverse to set it free.

Stems from the pained efforts of the eponymous Austin Powers in the movie "International Man of Mystery".

Boss: "What sort of time do you call this, you left for your lunch break almost two weeks ago"

Worker: "I'm sorry sir I got stuck Austin Powers-ing in the Tesco car park; I've been hit with 17 different fines and now they're repossessing my house"

Boss: "Lmao damn son"

Austin Powers-ing by TheGreatIncognitus July 6, 2022

Austin Theory

A failed cash in

Austin theory shouldn’t be MITB winner

Austin Theory by NYCDEMONDIVA July 22, 2022

Austin Bell 

Austin Bell is a dooche bag at times. Austin bell is a fuck and at times can be a cool dude as well. Bell is known for Fuckin Dudes and banging Chicks.

Dang There’s Austin Bell

Austin Bell by Reefnug August 15, 2022

Austin Lilly 

An immaculate man that is also known as a "Friendly NPC". He is a huge fan of the color blue and only wears blue shirts. Also, the only option for shorts are the black shorts with a "white paint" stain on them.

Austin Lilly wakes up every day with 3 hours of sleep and immediately climbs through his messy room for all of his blue shirts and black shorts.

...

Bystander says: "Austin Lilly, now that you have put on one of the many blue shirts on the ground of my closet, you now have contributed to cleaning your room"

Austin Lilly by Austin_Roy_Lily September 16, 2022

Austin Cartledge 

Bernie from Shark Tale

Austin Cartledge looks like Bernie from Shark Tale

Austin Cartledge by KING MCMORRAN IV October 5, 2022