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Fort Morgan 

A town in north East Colorado. Often called stinky farm town or Fort Mexico. There are many farms located here but there is also a beet factory and a cow slaughter house that burns cow blood every Friday. The greatest entertainment here is McDonalds. Many people here resort to drugs to entertain themselves because this town is very boring besides the random people that hide around corners that will shank you in the back! :D Population - 11,034

11,034 people live in Fort Morgan, CO (Colorado)


39.04% of residents in Fort Morgan, CO are Latino 39%

58.71% of residents in Fort Morgan, CO are Caucasian 58.7%
WHEN A TOURIST VISITS FORT MORGAN.....

tourist- What is that awful smell?
me- oh that could be
1. beets rotting in the ditches
2. Cow blood being burnt
3. Damn Mexicans that never shower!

but most likely the last one!

The Morgan Freeman effect 

The Morgan Freeman effect occurs when a God-like actor such as Morgan Freeman appears in an otherwise awful movie and makes it awesome just because he is in it.
The Morgan Freeman effect applies to actor such as Morgan Freeman, Ian Mckellan and Tom Hanks.

Pulling a Morgan 

Act involving self injury initiated by distraction. i.e. walking into a pole when distracted by a loud sound.
Did you see Jenna walk into the pole? I think she was "Pulling a Morgan" when the alarm went off.
Pulling a Morgan by Remedyman February 22, 2010

Bryce Morgan

a smoking hot guy who knows hes all that but likes to pretend hes not. Hes also secretly a huge nerd, and has bi-sexual tendencies.
I want Bryce Morgan to do me!
Bryce Morgan by maple D March 8, 2011

Glade Morgan

Someone who makes girls cum waterfalls. Also he smells like Glade® Air freshener.

They'll "Plug it in Plug it in" if you know what I mean.
Someone who makes girls sway.
That guy is such a Glade Morgan, he made all those girls hot and bothered!
Glade Morgan by J.GillWood June 13, 2015

olivia morgan 

Beautiful human being, Who knows how to give a good blowy in the evening. Shes a wanna be alcoholic but is loved by all :D she is truly gorgeous.
'Oh thats an Olivia Morgan right there'
olivia morgan by Boogie298 December 6, 2016