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shit face cockmaster 

the act of being a shit face and loving cock at the same time(a homo asshole) that wont shut the fuck up
fuckin billy was being a shit face cockmaster so i slapped the shit out of him then teabag the fuck out of his face

shitfacecockmaster

someone who has shit on their face and is a master of cocks
Jonny your a shitfacecockmaster you know that?
shitfacecockmaster by Andy Perry February 16, 2004
Meaning of getting shitfaced is to drink until one becomes blackout drunk
which probably also means they're awesome to the n’th degree.

Some side effects which may occur are huge blank spots in ones memories, feeling like you want to puke your guts out, cringing at the thought of alcohol, the inability to think coherently and to sum things up, pure awesomeness.
Bob: Yo man.. I was freaken shitfaced.. what happened last night?
Joe: Yeah, you puked just about everywhere... you sure didn’t hold back last night buddy.

Bob: Ugh.. hold on a minute -pukes in Joe’s shoes-
Joe: Well okay now you puked EVERYWHERE. That’s pretty grody –pulls out a beer- Want one?
Bob: -cringes at the thought of alcohol-
Joe: Guess not. –crakes it open and takes a sip-
Shitfaced by JiggzAT March 17, 2010

SHIPFACED 

SOMEONE WHO IS REALLY BAD AT DOING MARA RUNS IN CLASSIC WOW
DID YOU SEE HOW SHIPFACED THAT GUY WAS YESTERDAY IN THAT MARA RUN
SHIPFACED by SHIPFACEDSUCKS April 7, 2020

shitfacetweet 

To tweet (post messages to Twitter) while intoxicated.
I got drunk last night and decided to shitfacetweet what I was thinking.
shitfacetweet by weyus August 5, 2010

Shiteface 

A 50 something ginger whinger, who prefers his model daughter over his other children. Likes HAM radio maps, to sell at an inflated price on ebay. Enjoys blaming others for his mistakes. Can usually be seen buyin cheap DVD's from the nearest ESSO station.

See "Failure" or "man child" for furhter reading
That was such a Shiteface mistake you made there

Haha he just did a Shiteface

I've just doen a Shiteface and now i'm lost

I just did what i was told

Fuck everyone else, they're not important

I'm off to eat worms
Shiteface by shitefacehater-pewpew December 14, 2009