Ripe Nob 

A nob that is tender and ready to explode.

Can also be described as juicy.

Nobs become ripe and explode. When they explode cheese comes out. Explosion occurs after nibbling.

Swift - "i have a riper nob if you like a bite"

Ripe Nob by DJD December 20, 2003

raped by gravity 

This is where one is literally raped by gravity

gravity...friend or foe?

when playing Glass tower 2, there is an upgrade called gravity something or other, this then RAPES your mind and leads to GAME OVER, there is no other explanation! you have just been raped by gravity.

raped by gravity by chelseawh0 June 3, 2010

rimped 

The cleaning of ones bumhole, against their will, with anothers tongue.

Danny rimped georgina last night, she wasnt impressed.

rimped by theresthatgirl June 13, 2013

ryped 

When you think something has already happened, but you actually predicted the future.

Somehow I ryped those terrorists would die before they were able to detonate the bomb.

ryped by aphid2 April 22, 2017

lane raped 

when someone forces their way into your lane without your consent; usually accompanied by harsh language and hand gestures on your part

When I was sitting on the freeway, the car in the lane next to mine totally lane raped me as he tried to get over the exit.

lane raped by C_Dogg April 7, 2010

Textually raped 

The act of getting into a text conversation with someone that you don't want to text with, but they just keep texting.

Sam texted me last night and he wouldn't stop. No matter how hard I tried to end the conversation he textually raped me.

Textually raped by revart June 30, 2011

Keeping it Ripe

A state of being largely known but seldom understood.

Symptoms include: Smoking and drinking heavily, jam sessions, awesome parties, pathological badassery, crazy stories that actually happened, wacked-out dreams, convincing people you were in 'Nam, rediculous theories, acid ...flashbacks, deep conversations, deepening of consiousness, machavellian intelligence, and possibly other as-of-yet unnoted (or unexperienced) incidents of madness.

If you suffer from one or more of these symptoms, find your nearest ripe-keeper and, well, Keep it fuckin' Ripe

"Keep it ripe, bro."
"How ya been? Keeping it ripe?"
"Damn, dude, that's keeping it ripe at its best!"

Keeping it Ripe by DreAddy February 24, 2011