biffing 

Pissing, shitting, throwing up, having a bloody nose, and crying. All at the same time.

We were doing the All American Challenge and I started biffing and my team won!

biffing by Dylanomgwtfbbq April 8, 2008

Biffing 

To be baffled whilst under the influence of ketamine

"I'm biffing hard"

Biffing by Steph September 14, 2003

Buffing The Beaver

Often people will buff the beaver when playing tennis or enjoying a glass of kool-aid.
In the Gianni region of Mickleover buffing the beaver often refers to the process of ritualistic sado-masachism with real beavers, and the other sort also.

I'm not going to work today, I was totally buffing the beaver last night and now my sinks blocked.
And no, not that sink.

Buffing The Beaver by BeaverBuffer001101 February 14, 2009

Braffing 

When you float off into your own little world fantasizing, after anybody says something that would cause you to think about in depth. This term is used to relate to the main character of the TV show Scrubs; John Dorian (played by Zach Braff).

J.D.: Where ya goin?

Kim: oh i was just gunna walk around... why, where do you go when you soul search?

(J.D. has a flashback to himself sitting on a girly unicorn named Justin, or in other words Braffing)

J.D.: I go to some place wonderful.

Braffing by J to the gangsta G skillet August 26, 2010

rhoid buffing 

In mountainbiking, to descend a hill so steep your butt touches the back wheel.

I was rhoid buffing down that huge hill in Waco.

rhoid buffing by Mark Shackelford August 20, 2007

ball-buffing bunion-buddies 

Two guys sitting across from each other who simultaneously massage each other's balls with their feet and toes. Yup. The ol' double foot fuck.

It looked like he was just watching a movie with his boyfriend on the couch, but I'm pretty sure they're ball-buffing bunion-buddies.

ball-buffing bunion-buddies by Shaffy24 October 30, 2011

Buffing it out 

The act of buffing it out involves a long hot shower, and yanking on your sausage. It's best to provide a squeegee so the next shower user doesn't need to deal with your pearl buttons.

He spent so much time buffing it out in the shower his room mate was late to work.

Buffing it out by buffman420 July 25, 2009