University of Toledo 

Toledo's apparent premier campus offering education in all subject matters especially Engineering, Business, and Law. Meant to drive every commuting student enrolled crazy by failing to provide sufficient parking. Also, foreign students and minorities make up the majority of this ghetto slum.

Person A: "Where you going to college bro?"

Person B: "not Toledo"

University of Toledo by Chris January 3, 2005

Toledo Surprise 

Sticking your dick inside a girl who is on her period and has a tampon already inserted

Dude...I tried to have sex with this girl last night when I realized she already had a tampon in and got a Toledo Surprise

Toledo Surprise by JookieAndSWoww November 3, 2013

Toledo Knee buster 

When a person jumps off the Carlson library stairs and ends up tearing their ACL. Bonus points for convincing other people that is happened during basketball

Kyle just did a Toledo knee buster, and he told everyone that he even got fuckin bonus points!

Toledo Knee buster by kg10 January 21, 2011

toledo tossed salad 

A pile of garbage ejected from a moving car; usually fragmentary remains of fast food, beverages and other food waste. Always on the street, these excitingly random finds litter the ghetto, and threaten to overtake civilization (or something).

What a mess... fucking toledo tossed salad...

toledo tossed salad by hwcdesign October 21, 2014

toledo teacup 

When you're eating your girls pussy, and she leaves a little shit on your chin. Usually a result of a phenomenal orgasm.

I ate my girl's pussy so wicked last night she gave me a Toledo teacup

toledo teacup by Goddessmz February 4, 2016

Toledo Express 

A sexual act involving a fetish for eating the unwashed ass of a partner dressed as Corporal Klinger from the 1970's television show "MASH" culminating with the receiver of the ass eating defecating in the mouth of the ass eater. This is known as catching the Mud Hen.

Colonel Potter returned from his service in Korea with a strange new sexual obsession called a Toledo Express.

Toledo Express by Producer Gavin November 14, 2020

Toledo Scalder 

Like a Cleveland Steamer, but more loose, watery and hotter.

Jimmy daPipe loves Toledo Scalders

Toledo Scalder by Keith Stone Lite June 17, 2022