two-legged 

Referred to an in-home sales appointment when both homeowners are present.

In our business we prefer to run two-legged appointments. The one-legger has a very small chance of a one-time close.

two-legged by BdubCav October 7, 2015

triple legged frogman 

When a male puts his dick in a rubber mouth piece of snorkel and inserts the other end into his ass while jerking off, then after cums in his own ass.

After snorkeling in the blue waters of Hawaii I did a triple legged frogman to complete the experience.

triple legged frogman by Caitlyn Jenner February 1, 2017

Three legged stool 

When you leave a dump and it resembles three poopy legs sticking back up.

Dag nabbit, we're outta tp, and I just left a three legged stool in the shitter.

Three legged stool by The Turdhammers Dad February 23, 2022

Get legged on 

To be beaten exceptionally in any sense

“ yeah bro he’s gonna get legged on if he’s not careful ”

Get legged on by Liberalslayer289 May 29, 2023

tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road! 

a response to something you dont care about

"you suck"
"tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"

tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road! by mike mackenzie August 29, 2008

Bow legged swamp donkey 

The 43rd President of the United States of America

George W. Bush is hands down a bow legged swamp donkey from has shamed our nation.

Bow legged swamp donkey by MindyJ September 2, 2006

Frog-legged

When somebody is frog-legged, it means that they have very lanky and/or wobbly legs. Most of the time 'frog-legged' human beings or animals can jump very high, but are quite unfortunate in the bedroom, as their lanky legs get in the way of everything.

"Hey look Jessica Simpson is really frog-legged".
"Yeah I know right, her legs are so lanky!"

Frog-legged by Dr Experderatis November 4, 2011