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Fontanal 

font-eyn-l
adjective
1. Perverse fixation or obsessiveness with the attributes of a font for an intended purpose.

A fontanal person may obsesively fixate on attributes of a font such as style, size, stroke width, serifs, size and length of serifs, character confusion, readability, tracking and/or kerning.
Aaron is so fontanal, he would not approve of that font on our project because the 1 looked like an l and the 0 like and O.

Fontanal Aaron thought the length of the serifs on the characters of that font needed to be about 15 percent longer for proper character differentiation.
Fontanal by TRACS Monkey October 7, 2016
Related Words
Similar to the word fite (fight), only spicier.
*Ay bruh, you want the smoke?
*Yeah dude, let's foite!

Fontained 

Getting physically destroyed, or getting seriously injured by a person or in an accident.
Holy fuck did you see him get hit by that car? He just got fontained

A sentenced used in the movie the babysitter
Fontained by Mrfarty January 2, 2020

fondeldeez 

"You tryina go to fondeldeez?"
"What's fondeldeez?"
"Fondel Deez Nuts"
fondeldeez by Butternuttzz February 8, 2020
From the Latin words "fonte seca" meaning "dry well" referencing a person that lived near a spring that dried up during the summer months. This surname originates from Spain, Portugal, and Italy. Members of Fonseca enjoyed the title of Marquis in Spain - and in Venice accumulated great wealth. This distinguished family holds Coat of Arms in the three aforementioned countries.

This surname is also common amongst Sephardic Jews. Basically, people with this last name are badass.
Did you check out Fonseca's family crest? It just "breathes" nobility.
Fonseca by Mycity33 January 28, 2021

FontainePhobia 

Fear of people named Joel or having the last name of Fontaine.
Person 1: HEY is your name joel
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Oh ok just making sure because I have FontainePhobia
FontainePhobia by Grant_310 March 22, 2022