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Salute a Dependapotamus 

Saluting the spouse of a military officer is a hidden signal to the spouse that the member rendering the salute wants to have sex with the spouse with the officer's consent/participation. Returning the salute (or demanding to be saluted for their spouse's rank) means the spouse wants to have sex with that member.
"Don't you know my husband is an officer? Why aren't you saluting me? You should always salute a dependapotamus"

dependabilibuddy

a close friend whom you can always depend on; a bro before hos
me: hey i just got arrested for murder. could you come bail me out?
dependabilibuddy: sure!
me: thanks man... you're my dependabilibuddy
dependabilibuddy: any time
dependabilibuddy by amattch November 10, 2007

Dependakarensaurus

A combo of a dependapotamus and a karen. This is the final form of depandapotami and Karens.
Jack’s wife, Sarah, is a total dependakarensaurus.
Dependakarensaurus by Toughkneigh January 26, 2020

Vaginal dependence 

When a guy has an uncontrollable urge to talk and or give a girl a hug in the hallway of a school and or in a public place while he's walking with other males.
Person 1: Dude, Chris has a bad case of vaginal dependence.

Person 2: Yea man I know everytime he sees any girl he ditches us!!!! It's getting out of control
Vaginal dependence by HolyTwinkys August 28, 2013

Significant Other Dependency Syndrome (SODS)

Significant Other Dependency Syndrome or SODS effects millions of north americans. The symptoms include but are not limited to : change in sleep patterns ex. staying in and passing out by 10 on a friday night, decreased attention on ones personal fitness level (often referred to as comfort weight), the inability to sleep comfortably alone, the necessity to be in constant contact and in severe cases they even multiply.

These people often socialize with their own type. It is very uncommon to find only a couple people with SODS at a party. They used to go through a ritual so we could identify these people easily by a quick glance at their left hand but now many have abandoned this ritual which leaves them unnoticed.
"Did you go to that house party last night?"
"Yea, it was terrible! Everyone there had Significant Other Dependency Syndrome (SODS)"

bitch dependency 

to have a unhealthy relationship or attraction to a lady(also referred to as bitch). To treat women as equals.
Tom doublis is the boondocks has bitch dependency
bitch dependency by nleidigh November 28, 2007