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Daytionship

(n.) Daytionship - A friendship with another person which comes about through coincidence or vague mutual friends in which two people find a lot in common and enjoy each others company, but only for the day in which they meet. The combination of factors which caused them to spend time together cease to exist after they've parted, meaning that they will likely never see each other again.
Dude, where were you all yesterday man?" "This chick and I had a daytionship after the party the other night and I forgot the rest of the world even existed.
Daytionship by ghm101 April 10, 2011
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Dirty Dayton 

When a man (usually a ginger) attempts inserting his boot tip into his own ass while masturbating furiously in an attempt to beat the souless sperm from his body. Typically a mechanic. Prefers performing this act while on a toilet or in front of a coworkers mother.
Man that guy sure is good with cars.. probably a dirty dayton
The nicest boy you know, always there to make you laugh, you probably want to date him, but he's mine :]

He's sweet, nice, adorable, and hot.

Best guy in the world :D
SAMMI LOVESSS DAYTON :D
Dayton by IGORAWRR(: January 13, 2010
1. a male who is hilariously witty and sometimes oblivious.

2. a name that has combined the letters in the alphabet perfectly to create a word that girls find extremely attractive.
1. Wow, Dayton made the funniest joke the other day! Then he stared off into space for 1/2 an hour...

2. Dude! You got girls hanging off you all the time! You're totally a Dayton
Dayton by DRmastermind April 9, 2010
Dayton knows how to eat coleslaw damn? WTF.
What a gay ass nigga.
Dayton by MaynardCapabitch June 7, 2018

Dayton Dairy Queen

A male gyrates his hips and shits as he hunches above his lover's chest while she is giving him a blow job. The shit collects in a Dairy Queen like swirl on her tits.
I really wanted to find out if she loves me so I gave her a Dayton Dairy Queen

Dayton Rug Burn Express 

where your someone wacks you off inside you pair of jeans without underwear.
" Honey do you want to go again? ", " I guess, its just my hand is still a little red from that Dayton Rug Burn Express i gave you."