Cyrus Effect 

The Cyrus Effect is the result of the presence of a cyrus online causing you to lag/wifi go down whenever they appear online. It may seem like a coincidence until it happens every single time. Careful though, it will sometimes not mess with your wifi and mess with somebody else instead to throw you off its trail. Spread the word.

Kat: Yo I'm lagging so hard rn.
Yonathan: Bro it's the Cyrus Effect messing with u rn.
Cyrus: (obviously lying) IT'S NOT ME

Cyrus Effect by Yonbutreal on insta September 5, 2023

Cyrus Chan 

a seemingly simple but amazing guy to know if you know him, he be repping NYC all over, born and raised in 7th prez heights(Jackson); C-Square

Damn yo, I wish i was Cyrus Chan
C-Square was hereeee B :)

Cyrus Chan by CyrusChan December 14, 2008

Cyrus the Bear 

Native to the Northern Virgina area, Cyrus the Bear is about 5 feet tall and is very aggressive. He is relatively smelly and eats large amounts of salmon. Cyrus escaped from the Zoo and dressed up as a human to attack retarded fish and pretty school girls that are easy to catch and eat. He enjoys rubbing against trees and smelling butts with his big Bear nose. He likes to drive a stick shift.

Survival Tips:
-Run; Cyrus the Bear is very slow do to his short fat legs.
-Throw a Textbook; Cyrus the Bear is normally afraid of anything that contains intellectual information.
-Guns are not effective; do to his thick fat hide guns will only slow him down, best bet is to throw a fish to distract him.

Fact; The only one to ever take down a Cyrus Bear was the mighty hunters Julian and Clark. It was a long battle, but victory was theirs. However after the battle Cyrus escaped and is still taking lives. Cyrus the Bear has been known to take on as many as 50 men at once. Julian and Clark are continuing their hunt for the King Cyrus Bear....

-"HOLLY SHIT!, Danny look out! There is a big Cyrus BEAR! RUN before Cyrus the Bear eats you!!!!

-You hear what happen to Erin? She was eaten by Cyrus the Bear after school!

Cyrus the Bear by dangerousbob April 1, 2007

Cyrus Virus 

A phenomenon where a certain cursed image of Miley Cyrus is AirDropped to multiple people, further spreading the disease. (ih0.redbubble.net/image.667611199.0257/flat,1000x1000,075,f.u3.jpg).

Person A: Omigod, did you see that photo Ms. Tiller AirDropped everybody?

Person B: Yeah, it's the Cyrus Virus.

Cyrus Virus by masonwonder13 October 9, 2019

Cyrus Hoppe 

1) The biggest faggot known to man.
2) One who doesn't seek relations with the opposite sex.
3) One who takes low blows to "get even" with a foe.
4) An idiot who refuses to admit he is wrong.

Synonym of democrat.

"Dude, did you hear about Cyrus Hoppe? He's a junior and has yet to speak to a girl."

Cyrus Hoppe by Cyrus Hoppe October 8, 2014

Cyrus Ellis

The cutest guy ever

Wow look at Cyrus Ellis he’s so cute

Cyrus Ellis by Idkkkkkkknmmmmm April 9, 2021

cyrus it

To mark an item as irrelevant and move on.

Named after a certain doc reviewer known more for his chesticles than his doc review prowess.

Reviewer A: Hey, this is an amazing document. How should I code it?

Team Lead: It's not that important. Just cyrus it.

cyrus it by smarterbrother May 11, 2011