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National Grab ass day

On November 1st is grab ass day.
Big booties lil booties you can do it in all sorts of ways you can give a hug and grab some ass or just grab some ass

Land-grab 

Ope! Hey! See it!? He admits it!

Hym "Yep. See? It's a Land-grab. 'WeLl ClEaRlY tHe OnLy WaY fOr Us To Be SaFe Is FoR iSrAeL tO jUsT tAkE aLl Of ThE lAnD wE wAnTeD aLl AlOnG!' Yeah! CLEARLY! That's fucking hilarious! Hate to break it to you Jews but they don't give a fuck about any decapitated babies. They aren't trying to aviod civilian casualties. They found an excuse to get rid of all the brown people so they can take their land. THE 'GAS RICH' LAND THAT THEY LITERALLY AREN'T ALLOWING THE PALESTINIAN PEOPLE TO BENEFIT FROM (BY THE WAY). RIGHT!? Because Palestine has SOME KIND of natural gas resources there that THEY COULD BE USING RIGHT NOW... but CAN'T because of an Israeli blockade that prevents trade... And it's hilarious because people are LITERALLY doing to ME a small-scale version of what they're doing to Palestine! I WONDER WHY I'M BLACKLISTED GUYS!? WHAT COULD IT POSSIBLY BE!? DID WE FIND AN M.O.!? The Palestinians are GAS RICH, their quality of life could improve overnight, but the Jews are just too important, and the Palestinians are just too dangerous! So, they set up an open air prison and subjugate them until they have an excuse to go in, take all of the resources that SHOULD BELONG TO THE PALESTINIANS, and take them for themselves under the auspices for 'keeping themselves safe.' This is not about safety. This is not about morality (The Jews and Christians literally worship and evil God so it is LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE for them to be "Moral").
It's about resources and wealth and controlling who has them. Because if you control who has all the wealth... You can then turn around an say 'Well I have all the wealth because I have the bestest most extra special values and NOT because I prevent people who don't share my values from gaining wealth by any means necessary 😉😉 (Up to and including stealing, murder, enslavement, subjugation, lying)' So, they're going to swoop in, steal all of the gas, enrich themselves, and what happens to the Palestinians? Doesn't matter! They weren't chosen by God. The 'fabric of the universe' (as Jordan likes to put it) made them unable to use the gas that would make them rich. I TOLD you motherfuckers it was a land-grab! Am I going to get credit? I doubt it! I doubt it. Why? 'YoU sAy MeAn ThInGs AbOuT wOmEnS aNd ReTaRds, HyM!' But do YOU MOTHERFUCKERS say mean things about me!? *cricket noises* HUH!? What's that!? Yeah, that's what I thought..."
Land-grab by Hym Iam November 22, 2023

Hunter Grab 

When you’ve been grabbed around the waist to the point where you cannot physically escape no matter how hard you try
“Oh my god I just saw Ben hunter grab Tia! she could not escape!”
Hunter Grab by Abbieisreallygay December 27, 2023

Hunter grab 

When a male specimen holds on to a girl around their hips all night. Territorially. Doesn’t leave their side
Yo did you see Ben last night Hunter grab Tia
Hunter grab by Abbieisreallygay December 27, 2023

Gorilla Grab 

Using one hand to grab massive amounts of something, therefore taking more than a fair share
We went trick or treating and my daughter used a gorilla grabbed and nabbed 10 more pieces of candy than the other kids
Gorilla Grab by bryrenn January 17, 2024

Snag Grab 

Bill over there has just been snag grabbed.
Snag Grab by LowBattery17 January 17, 2024