Ben Turner 

When you claim to be so drunk you don't forget embarrassing and borderline illegal events from the night before despite hardly drinking atall and clearly being sober. For example, trying to rape a girl only to be punched in the face and left bleeding.

Lots of love, carlos and clark xo

" Ey?! I did not try to force this girl into sex?! I don't remember that? I don't remember her battering me?! I was wrecked !! I had 4 cans FFS ! "

" Mate, I rate he's trying to pull a Ben Turner here "

Ben Turner by CarlosClarkSickCDpartnership May 1, 2010

You're turning into a groudon 

The biggest diss ever to sustain. People who have sustained it have been known to develop serious mental disorders like extreme cases of schrizophrenia and tourette syndrome along with Munchausen disease.

Person 1: Call me daddy now!

Person 2: You're turning into a groudon.

You're turning into a groudon by Angelo Yousef November 16, 2011

turnip king 

the turnip king was a tyrant. he lived in a castle made of dirt and ruled over all the vegetables. one day the farmer came and took the turnip king. the turnip king said "you can not eat me. i am the turnip king" but the farmer did not listen and he made the turnip king into soup. the vegetables stormed the castle and took the turnip queen, the turnip taughter, and the bastard son and left them out for the rabbits. the vegetables were then ruled by an elected potato.

i just gave one

turnip king by josh March 26, 2004

turnip truck 

Metaphorical vehicle bringing rubes to Gotham. One who falls off the truck is hopelessly naive.

You know, I didn't just fall off the turnip truck! I know stuff about the Big City.

turnip truck by octopod May 29, 2004

Timmy Turner 

The coolest kid on the planet. Often seen hanging around with different discolored animals. Also mysteriously stays in the 5th grade since 2001 along with his friends.

Andy: Dude that kid is totally Timmy Turner!
Steven: Check out those awesome pink and green goldfish!
Andy: Timmy Turner is definitely the coolest kid on the planet.

Timmy Turner by Double T in the Morning January 2, 2010

get turnt 

To get super wasted and have extreme fun.

"Nigga I'm about to get turnt at this party."

get turnt by A_Jay October 9, 2013

Turnstall 

Pain felt in the legs, hips or groin when a subway turnstile refuses to open after the first swipe of the fare card.

Ouch! That's my second turnstall this week!

Turnstall by SearchBender July 26, 2010