Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge 

man drives right off a fucking bridge

Man: Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge HHHhahaha oh look there's one
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Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 24, 2021

It just be like that sometimes 

A form of therapy. It is derived from Bobby Shmurda's phrase "they say it don't be like it is, but it do".

It refers to things really just being that way sometimes.

An acceptable response to a wide variety of phrases, such as "I'm behind on rent", or "Why does my uncle beat me", or even "I'm thinking of killing myself tomorrow".
Typically coupled with "I be going thru it rn"

Person 1: My dog died last weekend...
Person 2: It just be like that sometimes.
Person 1: You right.

It just be like that sometimes by welinklinks August 22, 2018

Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass 

A saying that you use when you, or someone else, are at or just had an all time low moment. The emotional or physical pain is compared to being fucked in the ass. Not only is life treating you unjustifiably bad, it is also going to great lengths of emotional or physical destruction.

Bob: My girlfriend just told me there was someone else. Yesterday, I asked her dad for permission to marry her.
Jim: Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass.

Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass by Dick Pound69 June 9, 2013

sometimer 

Fake people who pretend to like you when in reality they hate you and will use you for what you can do for them.
they are cool with you some times, some times they are not

Look at that sometimer over there- He asked me for a ride to the club last week but now he acts like he doesnt know me.

sometimer by Ced F. February 13, 2005

sametime

An instant message service used in conjunction with Lotus Notes; The only thing to keep you sane during the long hours at EY.

I got the most inappropriate sametime from the Grek yesterday.

sametime by EYer July 27, 2007

Sometimes puppies are brown 

From comedian Louis C.K. Initially referred to inane, inconsequential comments made by children which have no impact on the world or life. Can be applied to any pointless comment made by someone of any age.

"Daddy, I have to tell you something, you have to stop what you are doing and listen!" Kneeling down, "Yes honey?" "Daddy, sometimes puppies are brown."

Sometimes puppies are brown by slushiesybil74 November 12, 2009

Sometimes 

1. Never
2. At no time in the past or future; on no occasion; not ever

Razi sometimes has good ideas.

Sometimes by eenbean41 August 2, 2012