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No Simping Saturday’s 

This includes not talking to a female. If you are caught you will get told what to text her or snap her. In exchanging this the boys can’t roast you or josh you.
Luke: Even thought its No simping Saturdays but can I have a pass

(No Simping Saturday’s) No

The boys: Fuck no bro. Who the hell do you think you are. Females aren’t it on Saturday’s. The audacity to ask for our approval on Saturday
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homie simping 

the act of telling your homies that you'll do anything for them so they know u care about them so much
we're homie simping for you
homie simping by oli_whirl August 8, 2020

Reverse simping

a girl that simps for a guy
Matt: she's donating $50 to Jack paypal
Luke: bro she's reverse simping
Reverse simping by xLock February 19, 2022

I’m simping 

guy who does something nice for a girl, hoping that it'll make the girl want to date him.

Stop Simping September 

Stop Simping September is basacly for the whole month of September you are not allowed to simp for anyone you talk to

Quit Simping

A brand created by YouTuber Evan Sousa to tell the younger generation to chase their dreams instead of girls who you aren’t even dating yet
Friend: “yo I’m gonna go hang with Becca tonight instead of the boys”
Boys: Quit Simping bro...
Quit Simping by Smallppalex April 10, 2021

Synchronized Simping 

When two bros care so much about hoes that they enter into a mutual state of transdimensional simpness. They are forever bonded in their way of simp. THE SIMP BOND IS UNBREAKABLE!
"Yo I heard Tim and Max were Synchronized Simping over _______ yesterday."
"Aye bro, you heard that new track where thekidszn and Disturb are simps? Yea its called Movie Sh~t on soundcloud"