poochew 

The action of chewing(tobacco) and pooping at the same time, used while avoiding girlfriends, moms, teachers, etc. Not to be confused with a diarrheadip, which is often much more messy.

Why were you in the bathroom for so long?
Lay off devil woman! I was having a poochew.

poochew by Mayben June 29, 2007

Pooched 

Origin: A contraction of "screwed the pooch".

Something that has stopped working or is broken in a bad way.

I accidentally installed some spyware on my computer and now it's totally pooched!

Pooched by ahirebet March 27, 2009

Poochfest 

Having a huge orgy with a group of male dogs.

We totally had a wicked poochfest on sunday!

Poochfest by Burningred June 16, 2005

pooched 

A term used by stoners to let the group know that the joint/bowl is finished. It has also been adapted towards the stoners life style; 2. to be tired

Dude! the bowl is pooched
I am so pooched

pooched by Con August 3, 2004

Pooched 

(Pooh-ched)
To exhaust, finish, cash, empty, or burn out.

To become tired or bushed.

"Hey is there a hit left?" Tom asks Joe. "No i think its pooched" Joe answers.

"Man am I pooched"

Pooched by Xander Ru'sell June 18, 2007

pooched 

- feeling tired
- an empty bowl ;)

Damn yo, I was so pooched after work last night.

Shit man, that bowl's pooched. Top it up again.

pooched by puclik June 17, 2003

Poochiekins 

Someone infinitely fun to spend time with, fun to annoy, and everything feels infinitely better in their company

Sara: how did you manage to get through that class, uggh, it was super boring..
Kane: Well, I had a poochiekins sitting next to me, so it was super easy, barely an inconvenience

Poochiekins by WarriorWithin January 13, 2022