Cereal Puss
After banging a girl with your bro, you finish on her puss while your friend blows cheerios on her puss with a vape
Cereal Puss by Cyphyr February 3, 2018
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cereal box French
A very shaky command of French, gained primarily from reading bilingual product labels in Canada. Comes from the common experience of reading cereal boxes during breakfast.
1. I would love to visit Quebec, but like most Albertans, I only know cereal box French.
2. Aaron: How did you know that "gratuit" meant "free"?
Barbara: Must be my cereal box French.
3. Edmonton hasn't won a championship in such a long time that someone vandalized their "City of Champions" sign to read "City of Champignons" ("City of Mushrooms") Even Edmontonians understand cereal box French.
2. Aaron: How did you know that "gratuit" meant "free"?
Barbara: Must be my cereal box French.
3. Edmonton hasn't won a championship in such a long time that someone vandalized their "City of Champions" sign to read "City of Champignons" ("City of Mushrooms") Even Edmontonians understand cereal box French.
cereal box French by Janey Canuck July 13, 2012
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Cereal Monogamist
Phil: "Hey Kara, what do you want for breakfast?"
Kara: "I've been into those bran flakes for the last several weeks and I see no need to change."
That's a cereal monogamist.
Kara: "I've been into those bran flakes for the last several weeks and I see no need to change."
That's a cereal monogamist.
Cereal Monogamist by MzBranFlake February 8, 2012
Cereal War of Ranboo’s Discord
It all started off with with Echo saying
‘i read somewhere that boiling water with cereal is better than milk’.
the conflict escalated slowly, dividing into two parties: milk cereal and water cereal. the leader of the water cereal was Raven while the leader of the milk cereal was TNTRay. TNTray and I banished the scoundrels.
In the end, the water cereal blew up the governing milk cereal. tragically, TNTRay and Raven both canonically died.
however, in an effort to declare a victor, i donated to philza asking him on this matter and he responded ‘when you are hungry, anything works. however milk or dry would be better’. the war came to an end with both parties searching for peace.
it ended with a peace treaty signed by TNT saying ‘To the water cereal, cocoa puffs, cookie crisps, and cereal boilers. The day this war started, I felt outraged. In pain. I was willing to give my life for this war (and I did). But I've since realized that we are all simply cereal lovers in different ways. We should all compromise and come to peace. Here's to the water and milk cereal, to the cookie crisps, the cocoa puffs, fruity pebbles, and creeper crunch. Love you all. But this is the end of the cereal war.’
‘i read somewhere that boiling water with cereal is better than milk’.
the conflict escalated slowly, dividing into two parties: milk cereal and water cereal. the leader of the water cereal was Raven while the leader of the milk cereal was TNTRay. TNTray and I banished the scoundrels.
In the end, the water cereal blew up the governing milk cereal. tragically, TNTRay and Raven both canonically died.
however, in an effort to declare a victor, i donated to philza asking him on this matter and he responded ‘when you are hungry, anything works. however milk or dry would be better’. the war came to an end with both parties searching for peace.
it ended with a peace treaty signed by TNT saying ‘To the water cereal, cocoa puffs, cookie crisps, and cereal boilers. The day this war started, I felt outraged. In pain. I was willing to give my life for this war (and I did). But I've since realized that we are all simply cereal lovers in different ways. We should all compromise and come to peace. Here's to the water and milk cereal, to the cookie crisps, the cocoa puffs, fruity pebbles, and creeper crunch. Love you all. But this is the end of the cereal war.’
Cereal War of Ranboo’s Discord by Ash_1001 February 16, 2021
Cereal in the fridge day
When you accidentally put the cereal in the fridge instead of the milk because you are damn tired and just feel like shit. Usually means the rest of the day will be ruined.
"ah jeeze i put the goddamn cereal in the fridge, looks like i'm in for a Cereal in the fridge day" ~shudders~
Cereal in the fridge day by Broagan Lee Goertz December 18, 2009
cereal debt
cereal debt by Swagalicious boy March 25, 2019