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Two-Facebook 

Larry: You're my best friend Marty!

Marty: Likewise, Larry!

Larry (On Facebook): Larry thinks Marty is a bitch.

Marty: You're such a Two-facebook Marty!
Two-Facebook by TehMark March 22, 2010

Two faced 

Has a good and a bad side and can change frequently between them. Often causing arguments or disturbances in a relationship.
"She was good in bed and kind to me but then she started shouting at me, two faced bitch!"

two faced 

canadian for being drunk and high at the same time. god love us candians.
man, i was sooooo two-faced last night, i swear i could see elctricity

Two faced chandelier 

Irony of a source of light that could have a dark side to it

Two faced snake 

A two faced snake is a person that is like a best friend to you when no one else is around but when with their friends they act.
Fred: Ill meet you at the bus stop.

Joe: Okay I'll bring tom.

Fred: Don't bring Tom, it can be just us.

Joe: If you say so Fred don't be a two faced snake again please.

~at the bus stop

Joe: Didnt you say not to bring anyone?

Fred: Bro who are you stop talking to me lmao embarrassment.
Two faced snake by SnakeKid July 3, 2016

Two-Faced Booking 

To have 2 Facebook accounts so you can spy (cyberstalk) on others or to have a clean account and a "free to say what you want" account.
I am Two-Faced booking. One account to keep it clean and one to keep it real.
Two-Faced Booking by TTL PKG May 26, 2010