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no stranger to the biscuit tin 

a fat wap

cant stop eating

lots of chins
your moms so fat when she wheres a yellow rain coat people run behind her shouting TAXI!

Stranger in the night 

When you masturbate with your non-dominant hand and it feels like someone else is doing
I got tendinitis in my dominant hand so now i have to do "stranger in the night" it feels like someone else is doing it... but it also feels like I'm doing it to someone else.

Stranger in the Dumpster 

When one is surprised by one's lover, while undressing, they already have an anal plug inserted.
Josh: "I went home with a girl from the bar the other night. When we got naked I realized she had a butt plug in the whole night!"

Brandon: "Oh yea! She had a stranger in the dumpster. It's alot more common than people think."

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say STAND WITH HONG KONG AGAINST THE CCP! 

This is the automated message that Omegle gives you when chatting with a stranger on their website. It is not sent by the other person. it is an informational phrase and is only to let you know that that person was chosen randomly and you will not know who they are because they are a stranger.
Sir: I think I'm going to go on Omegle!

*opens up omegle*

*reads automated message*

Omegle: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say STAND WITH HONG KONG AGAINST THE CCP!

We're no strangers to love you know the rules and so do I 

We're no strangers to love you know the rules and so do I

YOU GOT RICK ROLLED!

TALKING TO STRANGERS ONLINE WAS THE BEST DESCISION I EVER MADE 

reality is lemons and the internet’s my lemonade!!
TALKING TO STRANGERS ONLINE WAS THE BEST DESCISION I EVER MADE is a lyric from shawn wasabi’s burnt rice and also from url 2 irl! (listen to both they’re good!!)