T-Boned 

When you spread a girls legs completely apart and ram your penis into her with the force of a car colliding with another automobile at an intersection.

Last night I was fucking my girl Anna, and I T-Boned the shit out of her. She's not going to be able to walk for days.

T-Boned by Osirix October 6, 2010

T-Boner 

A fan of the arts and a coach, that generally develops 'hard wood' or as he might say 'a stiff calzone'. Also one to ramble off such random Italian expressions as "HEY I WAS AT THE MARKET THE OTHER DAY, AND THEY HAD NO MILK!" AND "FORGET ABOUT IT! AND THEN I WENT HOME". He claims to have proven himself sexually through lasting a solid not one, but TWO hours of 'frombooli fun'. However, his girlfriend denies all accusations to this 'matzebella madness' and claims he 'releases the sauce before the spaghetti is ready'.

While our Coach T-Boner monitored us during practice, he made such radical demands as to not exclaim any obligatory deli meat or cheese.

T-Boner by Nave the Slave October 13, 2006

T-boner 

An erect penis that resembles the letter "T"

She sucked my T-boner last night it felt great when I nutted in her mouth. She swallowed the goop, I should've taken a picture of it but she kept sucking my T-boner after the finale.

T-boner by meat T-bone stake April 6, 2010

t-boned 

when a girl has experienced the beastlyness of tommy train.

"Man, that girl looks like she's had a lot of statistics quoted to her."

"Yeah...she just got T-boned."

t-boned by Section J September 22, 2006

T-boned 

The process of one's willy, whilst erect, being slapped across another's face. Usually resulting in a nice big red slap-mark.

A new term originating from Buckinghamshire

"oh dear, i have just been T-boned by my best friend's dad!"

T-boned by rainmaker666 June 11, 2006

T-boned 

The act of being penetrated by a tranny.

My bachelor party got a little out of control, it's not everyday you see your best man get t-boned by a tranny.

T-boned by Wuwu709 September 30, 2016

T-Boned 

When a man cheats on a beautiful woman. Not just any man and not just any woman. It has to be public, it has to messy and they have to be attractive. Joe Shmoe can't T-Bone his wife Jane Doe but a famous dude can.

Why is this referred to a T-Bone? Because dogs, when they have a juicy bone and stare into the reflection they see a bigger bone...they will drop the juicy real bone for the illusion of the better bone. Now we take that up a notch and use T-Bone because it's a higher grade of meat. Enough said.

Tiger Woods totally "T-Boned" Elin Woods and man did she take one for the team.

T-Boned by Rbeck December 2, 2009